STONEHENGE OR BUST! (1st draft)

20 May: UFOs north of Reno, Nevada? How can we tell?
21 May: Geologic hoodoos; crustal anomalies; energy vampires?
22 May: Strange rock constructions; monolith; intense magnetism.
23 May: No UFO / alien / conspiracy / Sasquatch activity seen.
24 May: Opium den; Alaska Cedar grove in Oregon; Sasquatch spoor!
25 May: Protosimians & reptoids; multinational 'shroomers; BioWar!
26 May: 'Shroomers; crop circles; STONEHENGE; Rajneeshpuram.
27 May: Time travel takes too long; motorcycles & mindcontrol.
28 May: Anomalous clouds; unnatural speed; I CAN'T STAND IT!
29 May: Alien dung-heaps! Accosted by govt agent! Escaped!
30 May: Weather control; mind control; feline violence!
31 May: Surveillance; sabotage; The Perfection Game.
1 June: Terraces of ancient civilizations or alien manifestations?
2 June: Postmodernism; US Navy Centroid Facility; icy lava caves.
3 June: Fractional gospel missions? Oregon Vortex, House of Mystery.
4 June: Yeti urine?Surveillance impeded?Wasted meat?Area 101:ETs?

FIRST DRAFT, PRELIMINARY REPORT: I'll add links to referenced items below Real Soon Now. Aliens and/or govt agents previously sabotaged my image-transfer capabilities, then did further damage my image-capture equipment, so it'll be a while before I post the pictures of this quest - the monolith and stone structures, the Sasquatch poop, Stonehenge, the alien dung-heaps, the high-elevation terraces, etc. Please be patient.

And don't miss the SUPPLEMENTAL NOTES, eh?

Saturday, 20 May 2000. Depart Forestville, heading east and north - across the Central Valley, over Donner Summit, replenish at Reno, stay 50 miles north of Reno, Nevada at Red Rock Road and canyon there. Strange lights overhead - UFOs? Luminous spirits?

Sunday, 21 May 2000. Sighted weird red geologic formations off Red Rock Road. Coincidence, or...??? Continue north on US 395 past Susanville and Alturas. Missed getting images of geologic hoodoos north of Alturas, felt strange fatigue - why? More alien energy vampires? Continue north under the massive, sinister Abert Rim past Abert Lake, Alkalai Lake, to Chickahominy. Collapse.

Monday, 22 May 2000. At Chickahominy, captured images of strange rocks with many unusual holes in them. Some rocks were laid out in rectangular arrays, others as burial cairns. An ancient civilization inspired by WHAT aliens made these constructions? Who did it? At edge of lake: eerie monolith. Why? Now: on to John Day country. Note: Research gauss-meters, get the Ford Explorer gauss-metered. Intense magnetic fields in vehicle wipe-out voice tape recorders, could be affecting physical / mental / spiritual health. Is Ford willfully reprogramming customers?

Tuesday, 23 May 2000. Logan Valley, Strawberry Mountains, Oregon. Camped beside large meadow last night and tonight, eerily calm, unsettled skies - no UFO / alien / conspiracy activity visible. This is somewhat east of the Sasquatch's natural range, but You Never Can Tell...

Wednesday, 24 May 2000. In John Day, Oregon, we stopped at ancient Chinese store / temple / opium den - the walls were suffused with poppy perfume. I'm dizzy but happy... Now high in the Aldrich mountains south of the John Day River valley, we're heading into an anomalous botanical area, a growth of Alaska Cedars hundreds of miles from the next nearest occurrance. Why here? Could this be the eastern-most Sasquatch refuge? Yes, this Alaska Cedar grove in central Oregon is a magickal place, and yes there are Bigfoot spoor around... This is indeed an island in the midst of the desert. The Sasquatch spoor showed signs of severe intestional distress. What's poisoning the Bigfeet of Grant County, Oregon? ... "The Aliens Are Innocent!"

Thursday, 25 May 2000. Journal entry verbatim:

"Down out of the Aldrich Mountains, into the John Day River Valley, down to the John Day Fossil Beds National Monument [JDFBNM]. Penetrated the fossil beds, saw many fossils, strange proto-simians and reptilioids abounded here in times past. Then east along the North Fork of the John Day River, and up to Ukiah, Oregon, a strange multicultural community where mushroom-hunters of Southeast Asian, Central American, Eastern European, many different nationalities, converge from hundreds of miles to pick and sell mushrooms. And to fight violently with each other, so I'm told."

[Are these 'shrooms used as foods, drugs, dyes? What else?]

"Then westward, up onto the Columbia Plateau, in Umatilla National Forest, where government agencies are producing literature, in essence waging biological warfare on noxious weeds introduced from Eurasia. There seems to be a weed-war going on up here. Is there a connexion between the multinational mushroom commerce, which is seemingly a function of forced acculturation due to capitalism - I mean, here we have commerce bringing all these peoples together, but most of these peoples from countries that have had their own landscapes and cultures destroyed by American military adventures - and all these peoples coming into the area at the same time as the invasion of the exotic plants from Eurasia. What is the link? Why?

So, tonight, up here in the Umatillas - tomorrow, Stonehenge, and then down to Antelope, Rajneeshpurum, where the Bagwan Shree Rajneesh and his evil assistants practiced biochemical warfare upon the populace and psychological warfare upon their own members..."

Friday, 26 May 2000. Journal entry verbatim:

"YAKIMA FLO AND HER DANCING DALMATIONS!
Coming down out of the Umatilla Mountains off of Battle Ridge, an ancient mountain chain surrounded by the basalt flows of the Columbia Plateau... back up there in the forest there were 'shroomers everywhere, picking their lethal fungus, to peddle to an unusupecting American public. Who is backing them? Next stop: Stonehenge. Last night in the forest we stayed in a boggy marsh, surrounded by muck we were safe from predators. Mostly. Or at least, we thought we were safe... but is anyone really safe anywhere? How can we tell?

UMATILLA! UMATILLA! UMATILLA! UMATILLA! ARG! ARG!
Near Crow Butte, Washington, along the Columbia River, just passed a roadsign for 100 CIRCLE FARMS - 100 crop circles - obviously alien manifestations. Why? Why here?"

[Clandestine meeting at Stonehenge, Washington - details suppressed to protect the participants.]

"Friday evening, after passing traditional Native American fishing grounds on the Deschutes River, we passed thru Antelope, formerly Rajneeshpurum. Signs of reaction are unmistakeable. I have been told by locals that Antelope now resembles a church camp. What church has taken over? What new mind-control cult holds sway over these high, desolate, lonesome acres? Who's controlling whom? How can you tell?"

Saturday, 27 May 2000. Near Clarno Fossil Beds on John Day River, central Oregon - off in eerie volcanic plateau / mesa country, more strange lights in the sky last night... On the Trail Through Time, each foot walked represents going into the past 37000 years. Walking a quarter-mile trail, out and back, one footstep at a time, 37000 years at a time, would take about forever. No wonder they don't do time-travel - it takes too long! Now: Hoards of motorcyclists descend on Clarno. MC -- MotorCycle -- MindControl -- what's the link?

Supplemental notes: Excretion manuals; the Game of Consciousness.

Sunday, 28 May 2000. In desert hills south of John Day River near Painted Hills Unit of JDFBNM -- last night, anomalous clouds covered the entire sky, obscured all UFO activity - why? Now, Sunday evening - storm clouds moving across the desert - unnatural speed - I CAN'T STAND IT!

Supplemental notes: RELICS in Games of Consciousness and Theopoly.

Monday, 29 May 2000. Memorial Day... Painted Hills Unit, Painted Cove - great slag-heap formations around here look like alien dump-piles -- is this where the Reptilioids empty their shitters? Ominous... Numerous flies swarming around these hills -- these ARE Reptilioid dung-heaps! Narrow escape -- I am accosted by a uniformed gov't agent for being in a Restricted Area, but I talk my way out of custody... now driving east along the Crooked River - the Crooked River - is there an honest river left anywhere?

Tuesday, 30 May 2000. We were in the mountains northwest of Burns, Oregon at Delintment Lake -- but CIA weather modification programs drove a snowstorm, blinding snowstorm, in upon us and we were driven south. ... Interstate 80, west of Battle Mountain, Nevada -- strange series of blue signs with out-of-sequence numbers -- obvious mindcontrol reprogramming attempt -- why here? OUT-OF-SEQUENCE, OUT-OF-SEQUENCE, OUT-OF-SEQUENCE, AAARRGGHH!! The cat has become violent - WHY?

Supplemental notes: If Prophesy is a Game, Here are the Rules.

Wednesday, 31 May 2000. Journal entry verbatim:

"Last night, camped on dry ridge south of Battle Mountain, Nevada near Copper Canyon -- overflown by surveillance jets -- today, heading towards Austin, Nevada, drawn ever-closer to Area 51. Why?

Back at Stokes Castle, Austin - a lonely wind blows past. Oooh... My digital camcorder was immobilized by alien forces. What are they trying to hide? Immobilized? SABOTAGED!

Now at Big Creek Campground... Toyiabe Mountains, south of Austin, Nevada... fairly quiet valley except for all the jet fighters flying overhead, a green spot just above the vast desert. The elevation here is about 7500 feet. Combat aircraft flying by almost incessantly - yes, we can tell that we're in between Fallon Naval Air Station and Area 51.

The Perfection Game: Try to be perfect. Every day, try to be perfect for 10 minutes longer."

Supplemental notes: Fragmentary Notes on Prophetic Systems.

Thursday, 1 June 2000. On the mountainsides above Big Creek Campground: numerous parallel lines at various elevations on various hills mountains. Are these alien manifestations, signs of ancient civilizations, or what? The suggestion was made that these mark different basalt flows as in central and northeast Oregon, but there are too many lines, and they're too evenly spaced, and they show up at different elevations on different mountainsides, and there's no other evidence of basalt layering. They're very evident at the juncture of canyons, a mile or so upstream from Big Creek Campground, at the fork of the Big Creek and North Fork Big Creek, at about 39-20.5 north latitude, 117-8.5 west longitude. Most curious. These lines are very straight, much too straight to be cattle trails. And some are on slopes much too steep for cattle. Note: these parallel lines are only on west-facing slopes. The lines are visible for considerable distances, more north than south at this juncture of valleys. On the slope immediately to my east, the lines appear to be spaced about 50-60 feet apart, very regularly. What ancient people or alien interlopers terraces these mountainsides? Why does this evidence still remain?

Friday, 2 June 2000. We break free from our immobilization at Big Creek Campground. If postmodern criticism is a game, what are the rules? On Highway 50, westbound, approaching Fallon Naval Air Station, passed sign indicating US Navy Centroid Facility. What is a Centroid? Dare we find out? Dare we even ask? We flee northward again, to Lassen Volcanic National Park and the looming cinder-cones and lava-caves...

Supplemental notes: Objects; Deconstructing Games, e.g. Chess; Others.

Saturday, 3 June 2000. Journal entry verbatim:

"Heading back into Sasquatch country, just passed Hat Creek, California, Full Gospel Mission. I wonder - is there a half-empty gospel? Can gospel missions be measured in decimal fractions? Is there a .25 gospel, a 1.75 gospel mission? ... Now passing underneath Mt. Shasta - no UFO activity detected yet. Why not?"

[Clandestine meeting at Phoenix, Oregon - details suppressed to protect the participants.]

"Now passing the Oregon Vortex, House of Mystery, in Gold Hill. Who causes these vortexes or vortices or whatever? Why? Has the Oregon Vortex sucked in any Yetis lately? Is it a Sasquatch sink? Can a vortex suck in flying saucers? How many aliens are stranded around Gold Hill, Oregon? Does this explain the attributes of some of the locals?"

Sunday, 4 June 2000. Journal entry verbatim:

"Requa, mouth of Klamath River, northern California. The emptying-point of the drainage of Sasquatch country. Yeti urine flushing down the river below me. Heavy fog cover - fog should interfere with alien / govt surveillance. Unless they use infrared...

Imgine: pictures of gunshot victims, with captions like: Only Kill Them If You're Going To Eat Them; and, Don't Waste The Meat.

North of Laytonville, California, Highway 101, just south of Bell Springs Road, Sunday, 4th of June, passing signs saying Welcome To Area 101. Pictures of flying saucers, Grays, etc. [Images forthcoming.] Have aliens penetrated here too? Why? ... Section S4. Area 51. Area 101. When will it ever end?"

Supplemental notes: What we want in the next RV: Wet Dreams