Northern Exposure II
Towards Alaska, 2005

a Journey of Forests, Mountains and Tundra,
or, Driving Across Canada With No Headlights
by Ric Carter

Songs/Verses/Lyrics/Etc

Being lyrics composed during the trip but not necessarily having much (if anything) to do with it, except as directed by blind fate.

WARNING: Lyrics herein may contain rude and/or crude language expres­sing rude and/or crude ideas. If such bothers you, piss off and go away.


DRSB ! Bisbee ! Coati Works ! Elvis !!
14: IN ARIZONA
  • Hard Mother
  • Santa Katarina and San Nestorio
  • Origami House
  • She Gave Me Her Disease
  • I Can't Stand The Earwigs
  • Don't Come Back
  • Grey Eyes
  • No Saints In Nevada
  • Burgers In Hell
  • St Elvis Rides Again (II)
  • (I Love My) ROBOT GIRL!
  • Hallowe'en In Bisbee
  • Santa Clara On Channel 28
  • The Politician
  • Four In The Morning
  • Jasmine's Escape
  • The People of Coca-Cola
  • Take Off Your Clothes
  • Linda Takes A Walk
  • Don't Tell Me
  • These Changes
  • Close Encounter
  • Dancing Double


    		•
    15: CALIFORNIA
  • Roadkill Maestro
  • Our Lady Of The Angels
  • Death Valley Daze
  • EAT ME!
  • Little Grasshopper
  • Bon Voyage
  • San Antonio
  • (next songs)


    • 13: THRU UTAH
  • Santa Susanna Drives On
  • Ownership
  • By The Sea
  • In The Desert
  • But You Never Call


    • 12: IN NEVADA
  • The Sunspot Cycle
  • San Gabriel Blows
  • I Don't Know
  • Cowboy Vampires
  • Werewolf Love
  • My Giant Praying Mantis
    		•
    9: BRUTISH COLUMBIA
  • Bonfire Sonata
  • No More Scorpions
  • (The Smell Of)
    Pheromones Dancing
  • Her Twitchy Fingers
  • Let's Eat Like Primitives
  • San Juan Wants a Drink
  • CANADA To Me
  • My Tarantulas
  • Two Cariboo
  • St Elvis Rides Again (I)
  • Mighty Mighty
  • I'm Nearly Perfect
  • Riding the Horses
  • The Mutant Teddy Bears
  • On The Wall
  • Judy Blue Eyes
  • Nobody's Left


    • 8: IN ALASKA AGAIN
  • Hardly Making A Sound
  • The Mosquitos Got Him
  • It's On The TV
  • Look Past The Gold
    		•
    11: IN OREGON
  • Hot Bonnie's Morning
  • (Look At All The)
    Lovely Centipedes
  • I Won't Say A Word
  • Gloria In Excelsis
  • Just Another Werewolf
  • The Colours
  • Son of Kong
  • The Picture
  • My Baby Blues
  • Lola and the Beetles


    • 10: WASHINGTON
  • Weevils In Your Head
  • Bountiful Santa Barbara
  • Xmas Time Again
  • Let's Run Around Naked
    (And Get Laid More)
  • Kyrie's Night
  • My Moths And Spiders
  • Two Small Birds
  • You'll Tell Them Everything
    (You Know You Will)
  • They Say San Miguel


    		•
    5: ALASKA, USA
  • New Moon Boogie
  • A Bear Chewed Me Up
  • INSECT FEAR!
  • Everything You Give Me Is Haunted
  • Makes Me Think Of You
  • They're Dreaming In Stereo
  • The Ghosts Got Up Late
  • Diamonds & Diamonds
  • The Seal-Folk
  • I'm So Happy I Could Fart
  • Don't Tell The Arthropods
  • In For Nasty Weather
    		•
    7: BRUTISH COLUMBIA
  • Radio Havana
  • Something Moving
  • Here Come the Bugs
  • Nothing Shines Down
  • A Date With Science
  • In A Little While
  • The Ice Worms


    • 6: THE YUKON AGAIN
  • Jools & Jair & Jamie
  • Patterns In The Air
  • I Got'Em All!
    		•
    3: BRUTISH COLUMBIA
  • Justice Was Loud
    (The Rope Was Ready)
  • Not Crazy Enough
    (But I'll Do It Anyway)
  • St John and St James
  • Three Little Bears
  • Something's Falling
  • Now They Just Do It By Computer
  • Time Time Time
  • The Coast of Cariboo
  • Debbi Cho Takes No
  • Stefan's Got The Plague
  • You're Still a Mystery To Me
  • Sasquatch's Last Stand
  • The Land of the Wendigo
  • It Doesn't Really Matter
  • Just a Shadow Talking
    		•
    4: YUKON TERRITORY
  • Everything A Man Could Want
  • In Dawson City
  • Beyond This Horizon
  • Girl of the North Country
  • St Stephen Laughs
  • Who Let My Ducks Out?
  • I Can't Make Any Progress With You
  • Every Love (Falls From Above)
  • Mountain Song
  • Welcome To The Icebox
  • She Throws Down Her Computer
  • The Music Is Gone
  • Happy Holiday
  • My Monkey-Girl
  • I Have Found My Limits
  • She's So Complex
  • The Sun Just Went Supernova
    		•
    1: STATESIDE
  • Saddle Up, Boys
  • Desert Haiku Fever
  • !Madre de Dios!
    (Grab Another Handful)
    A: ALASKA: 1999

    0: MYSONGS
    		•
    2: IN ALBERTA
  • I Was Thinking of You
  • B4 (Andrea Again)
  • How Long? How Far?
  • Here And Now
  • Little Billy
  • The Evolution Rag
  • IceField Haiku Jam!
  • Columbia IceField Blues
  • Hiking In The Rockies
  • Four Strong Musk-Ox
  • Tiffany's Got It Made
  • I Ran Into Kelly
  • Games We Play Today?
  • My Baby's Got Three of Everything
  • Now He's Happy
    		•

    ** EXTRA ** SPECIAL BONUS SECTION ** EXTRA **


    I: INSECT FEAR
  • INSECT FEAR!
  • Don't Tell The Arthropods
  • Here Come the Bugs
  • The Ice Worms
  • The Mosquitos Got Him
  • No More Scorpions
  • My Tarantulas
  • Weevils In Your Head
  • My Moths And Spiders
  • Lovely Centipedes
  • Lola and the Beetles
  • My Giant Praying Mantis
  • I Can't Stand The Earwigs
  • Little Grasshopper
  • Do The Worm
  • Hive-Mind
  • The Worm's Tale
  • Microscopic Radioactive Spiders
    From The Galactic Core
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