EtCetera as Whatever

 

Some texts are meta-texts: lists of songs that should and/or can be written and/or not; lists of things we should and/or shouldn't do; lists of hopes, dreams, fears we may have someday; lists of ideas & lusts & other emotional drives & imperatives, jotted down almost randomly. Yow.


RABBIT SONGS Forestville CA 1992?

Thumper Strikes Back Radioactive Thumper Alert Me Thumper, You Bambi Thumper Fever Blood, Sweat & Thumper Thump-Plucker Hell Ayatollah Thumper Naked Bunny Lust Thump It To Me, Unh-Huh Zen And The Art Of Thumper Unction Thumper In Chains I Think We're All Thumper On This Train Leave It To Thumper Thumper My Love Thumper On A Stick Up Against The Wall, Mother Thumper Stairway To Thumper Wake Up, Little Thumper Thumper In The Sky With Contrails Thumper Goes To Brooklyn Beach Blanket Thumper The Thumper World Order Thumper Abductions Cold-Fusion Thumper Last Exit To Thumper Sledge-Thumper Conspiracy Theory Thumper Subconscious Alert Thumper Post-Hypnotic Thumper Virtual Thumper I Think Of Thumper And I Touch Myself Positively 4th Thumper I Am Not A Hare Thumper Over Kosova Futurama Thumper The Return Of The Thumpi

MY LISTS Forestville CA 1993

Things Boys Can't Do Things Girls Can't Do Movies I've Never Watched [AND WON'T] Books I've Never Read Ships I've Never Sailed Places I've Never Been Substances I Do Not Ingest [Foods I haven't Eaten Drinks I've Never Drunk Highs I Haven't Had] Trees I Haven't Pissed On Ears I've Never Cut Off For Trophies Tropisms I Don't Experience Emotions I Don't Have Character Attributes I Don't Display Depots I Haven't Bombed Jails I Haven't Escaped Jobs I Haven't Worked Religions I Don't Believe People I've Never Exploited Marriages & Children I Never Had Behaviors I Tend To Avoid Politicians I Wish I'd Assassinated Broadcasters I Don't Distrust Lawyers Who Should Be Allowd To Live Taverns I Haven't Barfed In Grammatical Rules I Ain't Learnt Wordz I Kan't Spel Music I Don't Hear Brawls I've Not Been In Punches I've Not Thrown Lists I Haven't Written

13 Extracted Buddhas Forestville CA 14 Nov 1993

(1) valuable (3) weightless (4) residence polished could who's blouse her anonymity Buddha Buddhas suspect's trapped upkeep through blueprint classroom homicide mindfulness religion eyewitness dimensions renounce leprechuan sprawl bone shorts void their entirety hanging interrogators opposite duck what? slouches original (2) where we get lupine mufflerless meditative hucksters gold-leaf temple mystery clogged blots Rastafarian ground robes unshod (5) enter (6) skeletal (7) under glass facade curious hill design plates protect sloped provide slippers ground sun yet helmets carvings umbrellas axes tracers awning stomp geese message fluted allegory mendicants world's Buddha punctuated (8) war town pay toilet pretensions overwhelm generals supposed Bodhisattvas rice-boiling magazines dependents sporting tending saffron exactly vagrants (9) he was (A) writer (B) showed (D) glowing reached delusion personally tracing Nirvana tropical American patterns beam wisdom scrawled bush following catalogue could commanded shortages winked sports consciousness countries wonder further leap conquered banquet today learned struggling (C) locals translate ballpoint that tact return likely were effect pineapple coves

LIFE: a very short play in one miniscule act Forestville CA 1990?

A bare stage with projection screen CENTER, narrator unseen in wings. FADE LIGHTS OFF, PROJECTOR ON. PROJECTED IMAGE: (from 1,000,000 BC) Primeval rocks and jagged mountains behind bare rocky shore, windless sea. No motion, no sound. 10 seconds. NARRATOR: Unthinkable aeons ago, hundreds of millions of years, in the Cambrian age of the early earth, came a momentous instant, when the first life emerged from the boiling oceans to crawl upon the baking land. Life arises from the sea to claim its place upon the Earth! PROJECTED IMAGE: Off the shore, a reptilian head emerges from the water (bottom of projection screen), peers around, starts towards the shore. As the creature is about to crawl onto land, it is grabbed and pulled back down by a long stage hook outfitted with stickers to look like an octopus' tentacle. Gurgling sounds... NARRATOR: Damn Conservatives! PROJECTOR OFF.

Wanting Gila Springs N.M. 28 Feb 1999

My friend: I saw her, I wanted her, I could not have her, I dream of her still. She stood before me in line, in a store in Tucson. Her face was not pretty, but strong, a flat Incan face, high cheekbones and wide nose. She wore a black business suit, severe, with a short skirt. Her long legs encased in dark hose twined before me, shadowed and shining. A cellphone dangled from her attache case. She did not smile. I wanted to ask her, "Who are you? What do you do? Will you stand before my camera? Will you undress? Will you do sex with me? Can I take your image, your face, your body, your heart, your pleasure? How?" Your friend,

After Volcano CA 10 Sept 2000

After a death, what is reality? Continuance, respiration, justice? Too much anaesthetic? It's not like someone was shot. It's not like they were violently violated, languidly traumatized, devoured by alligators. A quick, clean death; a quick, clean wake, with fried prawns and house chablis and kid-jokes about frogs. We gather quickly, we mourn quickly, we make the expedient arrangements. It's family reunion time, maybe with some property disbursments (if appropriate), maybe with emotional disbursments, maybe with talk of our own problems. Maybe. Maybe the death was expected, but not the circumstance; maybe the circumstance happens every day. Maybe the remembrance is fuelled with grease & protein & high-octane punch. Maybe the remembrance never stops. Maybe the continuation never stops either. Maybe. After.
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