Post-Millennial Lyrics (2000-2001)

I just keep churning these suckers out, faster & faster, more & more, louder & louder, better & better, just like a lead guitarist knocking at your front door. Soon, at this rate, my songs will be infinitely fast, copious, loud and perfect. Prepare yourself. Now.

Note: The following may express rude ideas with rude language. If such displeases you, look elsewhere. And these songs do not necessarily reflect the views, emotions or sanity of the author. Interpret them as you will.