"What Your Car Says About You" Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am not impotent ... Acura Vigor - I wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires BMW 318i - I love my father, whose girlfriend is my age Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Buick Skylark - I really liked the original Batmobile Cadillac Cimarron - I love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich Cadillac DeVille - I am about to die Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordova - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them Ford Probe - I can't afford a real sports car Ford Windstar - I have four children, and they all play soccer Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Hyundai Excel - I hate my life Infiniti G20 - I'm pretending to be rich Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Mitsubishi 3000GT - I'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wrap around sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish. Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a.... Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Grand Am - I'm a pasty white guy who wears wrap around sun- glasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish. Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 944 - I am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am a serial killer Volvo 240 Sedan - I voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon - I am somewhat frightened of my wife ------------ From: Michelle