Title: Alternate Computer Definitions
     
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ALTERNATE COMPUTER DEFINITIONS - II
     
     
     
             MEMORY CARD : Used to cheat on tests
     
            DOT MATRIX : Tom Matrix's wife 
     
            FLOPPY DISK : Causes a bad back
     
            DISC OPERATING SYSTEM : What the doc uses to fix your floppy disc
     
            SUPERCONDUCTORS : Glenn Miller, Doc Sevrernsen, Lawrence Welk
     
            MOTHERBOARD : Source of all  toothpicks
     
            MULTICASTING : Two actors taking turns playing a part in a play
     
            MICROFICHE : Tiny fish used for bait 
     
            DOWNTIME : Period of depression
     
            CLONES : Two guys in the  circus in funny suits
     
            ROM : Good to mix with Coca  Cola.  
     
            RAM :  Lamb's daddy
     
            ETHERNET : What the doc puts on your face in surgery to make you asleep
     
            BROWSER : Fella reading PLAYBOY in the drug store
     
            SERVER : Gal in restaurant that brings your food
     
            WEBSITE : Where spiders catch flies
     
            CACHE: Needed when your credit cards max out and you have no food stamps
     
            CODING : Illegal drug that makes you high
     
            NEWSGROUP : Women gossiping
     
            HOMEPAGE : Place in the newspaper with houses for sale
     
            PLUG-IN : Push the end of the TV cord into the wall
     
     
From: Karen