Hello visitor.  I hope you enjoy this list of emails.  I just want to
say that though I claim that this list contains all the funny emails
I've been sent, this really isn't true.  I do screen them for some
sense of decency and taste.  However, this is a rather subjective
area, so I'm sure somebody's sensibilities are bound to be offended.
If this is the case, please send me some mail so I can do something
about it.  I'm not about offending people with this list, I'm trying
to make people laugh.  Enjoy!

Also:
Many (but not all) items in this list have come to me from the Joke
of the Day.  Give credit where credit is due.... Enjoy!!

                \=/,         _-===-_-====-_-===-_-==========-_-====-_
                |  @___oo   (           Joke of the Day!             )_
      /\  /\   / (___,,,}_--=                                          )
     ) /^\) ^\/ _)        =__  To be added or deleted, send e-mail    )
     )   /^\/   _)          (_      To: majordomo@gnt.com              )
     )   _ /  / _)            (                                        )
 /\  )/\/ ||  | )_)            (_   In the body of the message, type  )
<  >      |(,,) )__)             (     the words SUBSCRIBE JOKE        )
 ||      /    \)___)\             (_   or UNSUBSCRIBE JOKE          __)
 | \____(      )___) )___           -==-_____-=====-_____-=====-___==
  \______(_______;;; __;;;
---