Title: Why women should go for engineers.

This humor is completly impartial, being that it was written by an 
Engineer.
     
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Attention Women!  Why you should choose an engineer vs. other 
professions.
     
Doctor:
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your 
relationship to last more than 5 years.  Eventually, he'll run off with 
some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is 
pretending to be sick.  He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids 
to do this.  This is not a problem with your Engineer husband.  He had a 
hard enough time meeting you.  It is unlikely, he'll ever meet another 
woman in his profession.
     
Lawyer:
a) You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone 
who gets paid for lying?  Once again, this is not a problem with your 
Engineer spouse.  He doesn't have enough social skills to lie 
convincingly.
b) An additional drawback is when the divorce happens you will get 
nothing.
     
Sales:
See honesty (a), under Lawyer.  Plus, he will be travelling to trade 
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy 
individuals.  Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up 
on the Ricki Lake show.  The company that your engineer husband works at 
will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go 
home to you.
     
Hazardous professions, such as Police Officer, Firefighter, Construction 
Worker, etc:
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will like be crippled 
with
a back injury, etc just about the time you are at your sexual peak.  The 
only hazards that your engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight 
by staring at the terminal for too long.  This hazard actually has some 
benefits.  For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since 
you will be a blur.  He will remember you as when he first met you, 
because the memory will be the only way he can see you.  Also, when some 
beautiful girl walks by, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", 
he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see her.
     
Teacher:
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be 
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him.  He'll be in 
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.
     
Minister:
See Teacher, replace "girls" with "boys".


From: Hank