God and the Devil are arguing over whose turn it is to fix the Gates.  
God says,"Hey look, it's your turn to fix them.  I fixed them last
time."

The devil says,"No way. They're you're gates. I don't want to  
fix them. What are ya gonna do if I don't fix them?"

God says, "I'll sue you."

The Devil says, "Oh yeah? Where are you gonna find a lawyer?"