You can boo and hiss all you want, but here are some cute little jokes
you can tell the kids when they come by and smash your pumpkins
Halloween night.  Yes some are lame to you, but little kids enjoy
these kinds of things...

   What should you say when you meet a ghost?         
       "How do you boo, sir?  How do you boo?"

   What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
                Ghost toasties with booberries.

   What's soft, moldy and flies?
                A spoiled bat.

   What did the policeman say when a black widow spider 
   ran down his back?
                "You're under a vest!"

   What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock 
   train home?
                He had to give it back.

   Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
                He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.

   What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
                A dead ringer.

   What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
                I'd like to get to gnaw you.

   Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
                "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."

   Why do dragons sleep during the day?
                So they can fight knights.

   Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
                In a blood bank.

   How does a witch tell time?
                She looks at her witch watch.

   Where can you see a real ugly monster?
                In the mirror.

   When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
                When you're a mouse.

   Why did the monster eat the caboose?
                The locomotive told him to "Choo, choo."

   What's the best place for a mirror?
                In a graveyard.  It can double your mummy. 
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