IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES:

How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
They have lightbulbs all the way out there?

How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Duh, what's a lightbulb?

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they get six credits for it.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
ulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.  New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One---they hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.