Can you be playmate of the year?
A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate 
of the Year) and Stacey Sanchez ('97 Playmate of the Year) for a 
morning of sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their
latest calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly 
to demonstrate how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for 
young women to stay up on current affairs.

The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but the bit did 
prove that you don't have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of 
cash!

Love him or hate him, you have to appreciate Howard's sense of 
the absurd.

Q:      Who is the President of Russia? 
	Julie:  Gorbachev
	Stacey: Gretzky
	(correct answer: Boris Yeltsin) 

Q:      Define the meaning of NAACP. 
	Julie:  Something, something, for Certified Pianists 
	Stacey: It's some kind of police organization.
	(correct answer: National Association for the Advancement 
	of Colored People)

Q:      Who was the inventor of the lightbulb? 
	Julie:  I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't 
			remember the lightbulb guy.
	Stacey: I don't know. 
	(correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell 
	was the phone guy!)

Q:      Who is the Speaker of the House? 
	Julie:  Gore something-or-other. 
	Stacey: Bill Clinton.
	(correct answer: Newt Gingrich.  For the benefit of 
	international readers, "Al Gore" is the U.S.
	Vice President, "Bill Clinton" is our President.) 

Q:      Define the meaning of the letters CIA. 
	Julie:  I don't know.
	Stacey: Certified Investigation Association. 
	(correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency) 

Q:      What is the center of our solar system? 
	Julie:  The Equator
	Stacey: The Moon
	(correct answer: The Sun) 

Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard 
switched to what he termed "industry related" questions:

Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
A: both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan." 

Q: What is "Cristal?"
A: both knew it was an elite champagne 

Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?" 
A: both knew it was Porsche

Q: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill? 
A: both knew it was Ben Franklin


From: Michelle