________________________________________________________________ /________________________________________________________________\ // \\ || MMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMMM MMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMMMM MMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMMMMM MMMMMMM EEEE NNNNNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM EEEE NNNNNNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNNNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MMMMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNN NNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNNNNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MM MMMM EEEE NNNN NNNNNNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MMMM EEEE NNNN NNNNNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNNNN UUUU UUUU || || MMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNNN UUUUUUUUUUUUU || || MMMM MMMM EEEEEEEEEEEE NNNN NNNN UUUUUUUUUUU || \\________________________________________________________________// \________________________________________________________________/ ____________________________________________________________________ /____________________________________________________________________\ // \\ || " Y O U K I L L I T, W E G R I L L I T " || || ============================================== || || || || || || || || Y A N G ' S || || || || || || RRRRR OOO A DDDDD KK KK IIII LL LL || || RRRRRR OOOOO AAA DDDDDD KK KK IIII LL LL || || RR RR OO OO AA AA DD DD KK KK II LL LL || || RRRRRR OO OO AA AA DD DD KKKK II LL LL || || RRRR OO OO AAAAAAA DD DD KKKK II LL LL || || RR RR OO OO AAAAAAA DD DD KK KK II LL LL || || RR RR OO OO AA AA DD DD KK KK II LL LL || || RR RR OOOOO AA AA DDDDDD KK KK IIII LLLLLLL LLLLLLL || || RR RR OOO AA AA DDDDD KK KK IIII LLLLLLL LLLLLLL || || || || || || %%%%%% % %%%%%%% %%%%%%% || || %%%%%%%%% %%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%% || || %% %%% %% %% %% %% || || %% %% %% %% %% || || %% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% || || %% %%%%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% || || %% %%% %% %% %% %% || || %%%%%%%%% %% %% %% %%%%%%% || || %%%%%% %% %% %% %%%%%%% || \\____________________________________________________________________// \____________________________________________________________________/ C E N T E R L I N E B O V I N E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood............. $ 5.99 ( with cheese, add .50 ) T H E C H I C K E N T H A T - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - D I D N' T C R O S S T H E R O A D - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What A Dumb Cluck.................................... $ 3.49 ( includes soup & salad ) F L A T C A T - - - - - - - - SERVED AS A SINGLE OR IN A STACK =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Single Flat Cat...................... $ 1.99 Double Flat Cat...................... $ 2.79 Flat Cat Stack....................... $ 4.99 Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).. $ 9.00 <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> > A T A S T E O F T H E W I L D S I D E < < > > S T I L L I N T H E H I D E < <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> C H U N K O F S K U N K - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Smells REAL good!.................................... $ 7.49 ( Basted in Tomato Sauce ) S M I D G E N O F P I G E O N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tastes so good, you'll coo for more.................. $ 3.49 ( includes salad & French bread ) R O A D T O A D A L A M O D E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more......... $ 2.99 (ice cream flavors chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry) S H A K E N' B A K E S N A K E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices.............. $ 3.99 ( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 ) S W I R L O F S Q U I R R E L - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You'll go nuts for our squirrel...................... $ 2.49 ( includes salad & peanut brittle desert ) W H I P P O O R W I L L O N A G R I L L - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This one will tickle your fancy...................... $ 2.79 ( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad ) R I G O R M O R T I S T O R T O I S E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Slowly aged to perfection............................ $ 7.99 ( includes turtle soup & dumplings ) <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> > E A T I N G F O O D I S M O R E F U N < < > > W H E N Y O U K N O W I T W A S < < > > H I T O N T H E R U N ! < <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> C A N I N E C U I S I N E - - - - - - - - - - - - - - YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Slab of Lab.......................... $ 1.99 Pit Bull Pot Pie..................... $ .99 Cocker Cutlets (best of show)........ $ 4.99 Sharpei Fillet....................... $ 2.99 Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries).. $ 3.79 Snippet of Whippet................... $ 2.69 Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville) $ 3.89 BBQ Beagle........................... $ 2.79 German Shepard Pie (with sauerkraut). $ 3.99 Fire Broiled Dalmatian............... $ 1.01 Trampled Sheep Dog (too Baaaad)...... $ 3.29 A D I S N E Y C L A S S I C - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T H U M P E R A L A B U M P E R - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49 ( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra ) <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> > L A T E N I G H T D E L I G H T S ! < < > > S E R V E D F R E S H E A C H N I G H T < < > > A F T E R D A R K < <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> R A C K O F R A C C O O N - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99 ( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug ) A W E S O M E P O S S U M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! .......... $ 7.99 ( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! ) S M E A R O F D E E R - - - - - - - - - - - - - You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99 ( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy) T E X A S S P E E D B U M P - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69 ( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n' salad ) <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> > R O A D K I L L C A F E < < > > M E N U C H A L L E N G E R S < <-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-> G U E S S T H A T M E S S ! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A DAILY SPECIAL TREAT - IF YOU CAN GUESS IT, YOU EAT IT FOR FREE! ............................... $ 9.99 B A G N' G A G - - - - - - - - - - OUR DAILY TAKE-OUT LUNCH SPECIAL Anything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49 From: Hank