No Preverts Aloud Here!
Teachers in Charlotte, North Carolina, are forbidden to say in class the words abortion, bisexual, gay, homosexual, lesbian, masturbation, orgasm, transsexual, and transvestite. Below grade 8, they are also forbidden to use the words birth control, condom and contraception. The theory behind these prohibitions seems to be that hearing these words will encourage students to have sexual intercourse, masturbate or to become homosexuals. (Censorship News, Winter 1966, No. 4. Thanks, Sandy B.)

On 22 January, 1998, our site was honored again as the "Cruel Site of the Day," this time by featuring "Excerpts from Maledicta 12."

As Oscar Wilde wrote in 1891, "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." (The Picture of Dorian Gray, chapter 1). -- Or, as expressed nowadays, "The only bad publicity is no publicity."

• Foreclose: If I pay alimony dis month, I ain't got no money foreclose.
• Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my ole lady rectum both.
• Hotel: I gave my girfriend da crabs, and da hotel ever'body.
• Disappointment: My parole officer tole me if I miss disappointment, he gonna send me back to da big house.
• Penis: I went to da doctor an' he handed me a cup an' said "Penis."
• Israel: Alfonse he try to sell me a Rolex. I said "Man, dat looks fake." He said "Bullshit! Dat watch Israel."
• Catacomb: Don King was at da fights de other night. Man, somebody otta give dat catacomb!
• Undermine: Dere is a fine lookin' ho livin' in de apartment undermine.
• Acoustic: When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic an' took me to da pool hall.
• Iraq: When we got to da pool hall, I tole my uncle "Iraq, you break."
• Stain: My mudder in law stopped by an' I axe her "Do you plan on stain fo' dinner?"
• Seldom: My cousin gave me two tickets to da Nicks game, so I seldom.
• Honor: At da rape trial, da judge axe my homey "Who be honor first?"
• Odyssey: I tole my brother, "You odyssey dem tits on dat ho!"
• Axe: Da policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
• Tripoli: I was gonna buy my ole lady a bra fo' her birthday, but I couldn't find no tripoli.
• Fortify: I axe da ho "How much?" She say "Fortify."
• Income: I jus' got in bed wid da ho, an' income my wife. (Thanks, Ken P., Scott R. and Roy M.)

  Additions

• Widen: When my girlfriend Latrina tole me she was pregnant, I said "Widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
• Urinal: After da police broke down my front door last night, dey said "Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
• Sodomy: When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one sodomy an' another bitch on de other.
• Semen: I never knows who my papa was cause my mama semen left an' right.
• Polyp: On my way home from da Piston's game de other night, I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75.
• Orgasm: I axe my cousin Dexter about da death penalty in his state. He say "Dey electrocute 'em, hang 'em, orgasm."
• Oreo: I tole my friend Alonzo if he wanted my sister, he could pay me 50 bucks now, oreo me 100 bucks on Friday.
• Oral: My friend LeRoy say to dat honkie mutha "Gimme 25 bucks oral blow yo' head off."
• Menstruate: With da fashions today, you can't keep da womens an' menstruate.
• Manual: I tole Tyrone "Manual git yo'se'f in trouble if you keep messing with dat ho."
• Letter: Dat ugly bitch downstairs come knockin' on Darnell's door de other night an' I wouldn't letter in.
• July: After da trial, my mama axe me "Did you tell da truth or july?"
• Horde: My mama always have a bad reputation cause she horde around in school.
• Homo: The bitch I's living with call me at da bar de other night. She say "Darnell, honey, you comin' homo what?"
• Fascinate: My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten hooks on it, but her tits be so big she can only fascinate.
• Dimension: Lotsa ladies been callin' in wonderin' what Darnell do look like. Well, he tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse.
• Decide: My favorite bitches is Wanda an' Yolanda, but I likes to keep a couple on decide.
• Data: At da basketball game de other night, I scores a triple double an' my coach he say "Data boy, Darnell!"
• Copulate: I call da police an' a hour later when he show up, I says, "Copulate."
• Coatroom: Da judge say "One mo' outburst like dat an' I'll have da bailiff clear da coatroom."
• Clothesline: When I come home late again, I found my clothesline on da porch.
• Button: My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I say "Girl, you ain't gonna get yo' button 'em."
• Afford: I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but den I had to settle for afford.
• Anus: Da policeman tole me an' my friend Jerome dey be lookin' for da two guys dat done hold up da liquor store. We say "Anus, officer." (From the Net.)

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