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More on Lady Magrat

Now to: "Well, Lady Magrat tried a lot of things, then when she visualized a pink cord from her 2nd chakra to mine and chanted Vum, my third eye opened and something clicked in my back and now I can walk again, except when I forget to chant Vum for 5 mintues once a week, and except for when Mr. Cold-Iron Occam comes in the room. My doctor had recommended surgery, but now he says the first xray must have been wrong and he doesn't want to talk about it. Lady Magrat (not her real name) says if I release her real name she'll never speak to me again, because the doctor would sue her and she'd get a big waiting list, and she doesn't know if she could do it again, and besides it gave her a headache. So what should I do? Do you think there could possibly be anything to it?"

She is asking this, of course, while walking

Now by NA processing logic : -), the logical course of action depends on who you are:

Aspiring Healer: Say, "How wonderful!" Get details and try to get real name and collect recipie and file with Clues, and try the recipie yourself, and later at some point try to sort all such Clues into Oatcakes, 8-Legged Bugs, Martian Whistles, etc, one of these days, as I said before.

Hostess: Say, "How wonderful!" Quietly cross Mr. CI Occam off the guest list.

All: Spread the recipie around freely in NA circles, withholding or changing names. Those to whom it matters, can try the recipie for themselves, no FDA approval or federal funding required. Say, "How wonderful!"

What does the Atheist say to this walking person?  I hope he at least asks her to sit down first.

 

BD