Xian: No bird but an invisible thing

Malcolm: I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!

Levi: I try not to say 'fuck' more than once per page

Mark: The Internet is not a day care center!

Kristen: Little green monsters will guide you

Gael: There's plenty of beauty and goofiness I'm striving to express each day

Martha: She divines water

Phil: And perhaps you're curious what a squid like me likes to eat

Meg: I'm a transcendent woman, I'm an artist and a lover and a mother...

Zeigen: I'm a command-line, shell-oriented kind of person

Jack: I learned to read which was not long after I learned to walk

Annette: I just keep wearing my flannel pajamas and thermal top out in the 25c heat.

Janan: That's What I Say

Jeff: One hot day, Flex invited three enchanting women on a beach picnic

Steed: At last, I have some little something to show

Richard: a peek, a guess at the wholeness that's way too big

John: Help me find Fred Lane

Briggs: Briggs Nisbet spends most of her time trying to communicate with others

Cal: It's an absurd world, but somebody's gotta live in it...

Scot: Yeah, that's me, wearing the original Imperial Margarine crown.

Malcolm Humes & Christian Crumlish & Briggs Nisbet & Levi Asher & Meg Stein & Phil Zampino & Martha Conway & Richard Frankel & Stephen Mack (Zeigen) & Steed Cowart & Mark Napier & John Klopp & Jack Beslanwitch & Janan Platt & Annette Loudon & Cal Godot & Kristen Ankiewicz & Jeff & Gael & Scot Hacker