Maledicta Press Price List and Order Form Updated postage on May 12, 2008 See Updates 6, May 12, for more info. Be aware that bloodsucking American, Canadian and European book peddlers charge up to $193.72 for used copies of Classic American Graffiti, $187.29 for Hillary Clinton's Pen Pal and $242.36 for Maledicta 5. For more outrageous prices charged for used copies of our books by shameless vultures click here. Please print this form or click here for an easy way to order. "Why is this Order Form so detailed and complicated?" I've been asked. Reason: to provide essential information and to answer every possible question I've been asked over the years. Regular bookstore / list / retail prices are shown in [square brackets]. You must be 21 years or older to order from Maledicta Press. For Contents of volumes 1-10, click here. ___ Maledicta 1/1 (Summer, 1977), 108 pp. [$10.00] = $8.00 ______(see NOTE below*) _-_Maledicta 1/2 (Winter, 1977), 220 pp., is permanently out of print as of February 2003. ___ Maledicta 2 (1978), 320 pp. [$20.00] Now only = $9.00 _-_ Maledicta 3 (1979), 320 pp., is permanently out of print as of May 2007. ___ Maledicta 4/1 (Summer, 1980), 160 pp. [$10.00] = $7.00 _-_ Maledicta 4/2 (Winter, 1980), 160 pp., is permanently out of print as of April 2005. ___ Maledicta 5 (1981), 352 pp. [$23.50] Now only = $9.00 ___ Maledicta 6 (1982), 320 pp. [$23.50] Now only = $8.00 ___ Maledicta 7 (1983), 320 pp. [$23.50] Now only = $8.00 ___ Maledicta 8 (1984-85), 320 pp. [$25.00] Now only = $12.00 ______(see NOTE below*) ___ Maledicta 9 (1986-87), 320 pp. [$25.00] Now only = $8.00 ___ Maledicta 10 (1988-89), 320 pp. [$25.00] Now only = $8.00 ___ Maledicta 11 (1990-95), 160 pp. [$12.50]. Contents. Now only = $7.00 ___ Maledicta 12 (1996), 160 pp. [$12.50]. Contents. Now only = $7.00 ___ Maledicta 13 (1997-2004), 160 pp.[$20.00]. Contents. July 2005. Now only = $15.00 *NOTE: There are very few copies of vol. 1/1 and 8 left. Most have external blemishes caused by faulty storage (leaky roof): red, reddish or medium brown water spots and blotches on the front cover, spine and elsewhere on the outside. The inside and text pages are clean but may have reddish discolorations in the margin. ___ Aman, Reinhold. Bayrisch-österreichisches Schimpfwörterbuch. Lexicon of 2,500 Bavarian and Austrian terms of abuse. Psycholinguistic introduction to verbal aggression. Introduction to Bavarian. In Bavarian and German. For a review in German and samples pages click here. A new quality paperback edition by Allitera Verlag in Munich was published in May 2005. Europeans should order directly from the publisher in Munich. 18,00 Euro = $29.00. ___ Aman, Reinhold. Hillary Clinton's Pen Pal: A Guide to Life and Lingo in Federal Prison. Click here for more information. 1996. Sewn, softbound, 96 pp. [$9.95] Now only = $6.00 ___ Aman, Reinhold. How Do They Do It? A Collection of Wordplays Revealing the Sexual Proclivities of Man and Beast. Some 2000 wordplays by the Editor, Maledicta Society members, and members of Mensa. 1983. 64 pp. [$5.00] = $3.00 _-_ Aman, Reinhold. Opus Maledictorum: A Book of Bad Words. A new anthology from Maledicta vols. 1-11. Click here for more information. New York: Marlowe & Co., 1996. Softcover, 364 pp. Permanently out of print as of October 2005. ___ Aman, Reinhold. Talking Dirty: A Bawdy Compendium of Abusive Language, Outrageous Insults & Wicked Jokes. An anthology from Maledicta vols. 1-10. London: Robson Books, 1993. Softcover, 213 pp., £8.99. Available in Great Britain and Commonwealth countries only. Now distributed by Anova Books, London. There's also a rip-off edition of this book by Carroll & Graf, N.Y. ___ Read, Allen Walker. Classic American Graffiti. Click here for a description. Paris, 1935. Reprinted 1988. 89 pp. = $7.50 ___ Maledicta Insult Cards. 3" x 4". Four unusual ones ("Kiss my ass!" in Yiddish, "May you get fucked by a donkey!" in hieroglyphics, "Thank you for not farting," and "You asshole!" as an exquisite anatomical drawing). If ordered separately, postpaid: USA = $1.35; Foreign $1.75. If sent with book(s) = $0.50 ___ Dr. Aman's Insult Calendar. 366 clean one-word insults. 7.25 x 5.5". Look up your birthday and find out what you are! See sample month here. If ordered separately, postpaid: USA = $1.00; Foreign $1.50. If sent with book(s) = $0.50 ___ Maledicta Monitor. Newsletter with timeless short, funny items on insults, curses, slurs, censorship, elite maledicta, colorful miscellany, Kakologia, bibliography. 4-6 pages each. Maledicta Monitor was essentially a mini-Maledicta -- lots of short goodies, but no long articles or glossaries. Nothing from M.M. was or will be duplicated in the Maledicta journal. The 8 typeset issues contain the equivalent of about 120 pages of double-spaced 8-1/2" by 11" typewritten pages. These issues will not be reprinted. Get 'em while they last. Click here for excerpts. Complete set, numbers 1-8 (1990-1992). No. 8 was the final issue. Original price was $16.00. Now available for only $4.00 for complete set, plus postage: USA = $1.35; Canada = $1.75; all other countries = $3.60. Note: there's no shipping charge if Maledicta Monitor is mailed with books. Subtotal 1: $ ________ 7.75% California State Sales Tax (Calif. addresses only): $ ________ Shipping Charges (see below): $ ________ SUBTOTAL 2: $ ________ If paying by credit card or PayPal, please add surcharge: 3% (USA) or 4% (all other countries) of Subtotal 2: Please do not send payment to PayPal without first asking me for the correct Total cost. $ ________ Shipping Charges: USA: Please add $2.75 for the first book (incl. Maledicta) plus $1.00 for each additional book. All other countries: Please ask. 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