A WELCOME TO

LIST OF INGREDIENTS
SPRINKLED WITH REASON D'ETRE
THOUGHTFULLY SIMMERED
WHILE WALKING THE DOG

THE WINGNUT
THESE ARE THE ORIGINALS
TWENTY YEARS OLD
STILL NOT STALE.

VOLUME 1    NUMBER 1
THE HUMBLE BEGINNING
PHOTOSTATS INCLUDED.

VOLUME 1    NUMBER 2
MEETING REPORTS
NEGOTIATIONS REPORTS
STATISTICS   SHOW SCHEDULE
WINGNUT'S GUIDE TO WINGNUTS.

VOLUME 1    NUMBER 3
REPORTS ON LOTSA MEETINGS
NEW CONTRACT TERMS
NEW SHOW SCHEDULE
A CLASSIC ISSUE

A NEW IDENTITY

SAME OLD SHTICK
NEWS  TAX SCHEDULE
REPORTS  SHOW SCHEDULE
COMMUICATIONS LECTURE

COLLECTOR'S EDITION
GENERAL  MEETING
INSTALLER   QUARTERLY  MEETING
DISPATCH  COMMITTEE  REPORT
DULL AND LENGTHY
BUT FULL OF INFORMATION

THE ISSUE ISSUE
THE GOSPEL
According To WATCHDoG
PLUS ANOTHER EDITORIAL

THE NEXT ISSUE
ALL MEAT
NOT FOR VEGETARIANS
LOAL HISTORY & AIR QUALITY
COLLECTIVE BARGAINING
SOAP OPERA HIGHLIGHTS
A VERY LONG ISSUE
PRINT IT OUT
TRAIN YOU DOG

SPECIAL BULLETIN
GOT THE HORSE RIGHT HERE
UP IN THEMIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
RIDING THRU THE COUNTRY SIDE
SHOUTING AWAKE & BARE ARMS
MY AMERICAN RITUAL

THE FINAL ISSUE
MARCH MEETING REPORT
APRIL MEETING REPORT
AND ANOTHER EDITORIAL

FIRST ONLINE EDITION
COINSIDED WITH ELECTIONS
FOR INSTALLER BUSINESS AGENT
EL EDITOR PUTS IT ON THE LINE
ENDORSES THE LOSER
AND BOMBS THE WINNER
INCURRING THE WRATH
OF ALL POLITICALLY CORRECT
BROTHERS AND SISTERS

NEW YEAR'S EDITION
LIKE MANY OF MY GENDER
I AM DRIVEN TO KEEPING IT UP
AS LONG AS I CAN
THIS OBSESSION LEADS TO
THE EXPLORATION OF TOOLS
PAYS HOMAGE TO
THE SPIRIT OF GIVING
AND HITTING BELOW THE BELT

PHILOSOPHICAL
ARGUMENTS
BY DIRTY HANDS
A NEW FEATURE
INSPIRED BY SNEAKY PUNK #1
THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
DOES NOT TAX UNDYING EMNITY
SO I START EARLY THIS YEAR
TO EARN AS MUCH AS I CAN

THE OLD INSTALLERS'
HOUSEBOAT ON THE BAY
NOT A CINDERELLA STORY
IN HER CASE THE SHOE FIT
AND SHE WANTED TO WEAR IT
HERE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED
TO PROTECT THE GUILTY AND
I AM NOT PRINCE CHARMING

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