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Spuds and kumquats, yo.
That's the fun stuff.
All those foods with names worth saying
out loud
at the top of your voice.
Spuds. Kunquats. Kiwis.
Garbonzo beans.
Cheez-whiz.
...and of course its siblings: EasyCheese and SprayCheez.
Silliness runs in the family, donchaknow.
It's stuff like this that makes life fun.
Take your enjoyment where you find it.
Play with your food, yo.
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