BIRD IS THE WORD
Welcome. This is the home page of the artist occasionally known as the Birdman. This page is a collection of my writings over the years (stories,
jokes, song lyrics, etc.) with some photos and artwork sprinkled in. In the future I hope to add sound and video. Many of the stories are works in
progress so as there should always be something new as time permits. Hope you enjoy.

OBITUARY (fake)

BIRDMAN, a native of Armpit, California, was reported DOA in San Jose. Friends described Birdman as "a total space case and a genuine
deadbeat". When reached for comment Birdman replied "So that's what happened to my luggage!" According to the wishes of the demented,
He was roasted under Diamond Head with an apple in his mouth. Birdman is survived by 14 bartenders and a pick-up truck. Family and friends
are requested to send cash in leu of credit.

     If you're still with me so far you might want to venture further...or you might want to log off and feed the cat.

 
 Jokes  Songs Stories Poetry

Comments and suggestions are welcome. Also, I am looking for other writers and artists to link sites with...create some sort of
     lowlifes.net...either way I can be reached at birdman@sonic.net

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