CHAPTER SYNOPSES

Chapter One:  "Born To Watch TV".......

Ancient Hindu Lord Rama comes to 'Earth' as Wayne Denzil Norwood, Jr.

Chapter Two: "Cigarettes Taste Like Hell"........

Denny's bad uncle Hoagie describes Rama Lama's early boyhood in Fremont, Nebraska.

Chapter Three: "Omaha, Yer Not Chicago".........

Grandpa L.S.D. tells more of Denny's early life in Omaha.

Chapter Four: "Momma's Rock and Roll Job"......

Famous Hollywood actor Nick Nolte shoots off his mouth regarding R.L.'s high school daze.

Chapter Five: "3-D Astral Teenage Love"........

Ram's high school sweetheart on Guam shows us a budding artist at work and play.

Chapter Six: "Joker's Fortune"............

University of Nebraska, Lincoln, theatre professor Dr. Frank Morgan on Denny's frosh year at college.

Chapter Seven: "Don't Stop The War in Viet Nam"............

Fellow Chinese linguist Captain Tom Benner fills in Ram's military service in Peshawar, Pakistan

Chapter Eight: "Christmastime Lovin"...........

Life love Betty Murphy tells of Den's all-too-brief encounter with her face and......legs.