By Robert L. Rush

In a bold move, despite mounting international and domestic criticism, President Bush showed courageous leadership in scrapping the Kyoto Accords, the ill-advised legacy of the tree hugging one-worlders in the Clinton/Gore administration. It is just the latest in a series of reversals of the disastrous policies dealing with the environment, worker safety, and abortion imposed under that godless liberal regime. In withdrawing from the accords, President Bush stated that he would not do anything that would hurt the American economy, and I applaud his wisdom on this issue.

This controversy is just the latest example of the environmental chicken littles running around claiming that the ozone is falling. Right on cue, their collaborators in the liberal media trot out endless studies by "scientists" who, I suspect, are the same pack of long haired free love radicals who in the sixties majored in "Ecology" in order to avoid the draft and are now using it as a dodge to avoid getting a real job. Back then they were viewed as merely a nuisance; a rag tag bunch of misfits that never did much for anyone except the bumper sticker industry. "Save the Whales"..."Save the River"..."Save the Rainforest"...You ever been to a rainforest? It's a swamp...a bug-infested, snake-infested, heathen-infested swamp. Why the hell would anyone want to save a swamp?

Some of us saw the treat and tried to warn you, but you weren't listening. They single-handedly shut down the nuclear power industry, and still America slept. As their movement grew their tentacles stretched into every aspect of our daily life...the food we eat, the water we drink, the air we breathe. Now they stand as an eminent threat to vested interests of this great nation. As the Bush administration tirelessly works to rally the stock market by raising the levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and arsenic in drinking water, these tree hugging prophets of doom oppose these efforts at every turn.

Now their treachery has reached a global scale as these apocalyptic bliss ninnies run around trying to "save the planet" by uniting the rest of the world against us. The myth of "global warming", invented by the eco-nuts to explain what they don't understand, has been turned into an international crusade to lay blame for all the world's problems on America's doorstep. Every flood in Madagascar or famine in Ethiopia or acid rain in Canada is somehow our fault. Even our economic partners in Europe and Japan has fallen under the siren's spell. Faced with this mounting international pressure, it becomes imperative to maintain our focus on the real priority, maintaining our dominance in the global marketplace.

WAKE UP AMERICA! The American economy, the engine that drives the expansion of progress worldwide, is the most vital force on the planet today, and if we have to roll tanks across Europe to preserve it, so be it. So what if it floods in Madagascar? What has Madagascar done for the world lately. Certainly nothing to jeopardize our standard of living. No, I say, "Pour on the coal...full steam ahead", and if some third world backwater get caught in our wake, that their tough luck. I mean, when it comes to a choice between the cancer rates of some sheepherders in Chile, or the ability to own a 52" big screen, what do you really care about?

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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