By Robert L. Rush

Victory is ours! Now that the election is over and the Supreme Court has overwhelming rejected the attempt by the commie tree-hugging usurper to subvert democracy and steal the election through the excessive counting of votes, it is time to get on with the people's business...to undo the damage done by eight years of liberal/philandering/feminist/homosexual/corrupt/socialist/environmental extremist/gun hating/tobacco hating agenda. It is time to right the ship of state and return it to the course of peace and prosperity of the Reagan/Bush Sr. years. Even more than that, with both the White House and Congress in control of the Republicans for the first time in almost fifty years, we have the opportunity to undo decades of socialist engineering wrought under the whip of liberal taskmasters.

This effort will of course be opposed at every turn by the liberal establishment. Already the democrats and their allies in the liberal media, while trying to de-legitimize Bush's victory, are calling for bi-partisanship in a blatant grab for power sharing. No doubt they have some vision of some kind of euro-socialist coalition government where nothing gets done but everybody gets to go to everyone else's parties. Even moderates within the Republican ranks are calling for a cautious approach. And most troubling of all, my good friend President-elect Bush seems to be heeding these calls (at least publicly).

WAKE UP AMERICA! Now, in our moment of triumph, is no time to be appeasing the liberals. I believe that the exact opposite approach is required. With the Congressional elections only two years away and the forces of darkness already plotting revenge, we must move swiftly to insure that this victory is a lasting one, which allows us to proceed along the path to a new order where our values are respected and backed with the force of law. We must never underestimate the threat that liberalism poses to our American way of life.

I am reminded of a story told to me by a conservative colleague. It seems he was asked to give a guest sermon at a small, rural church in the deep South. After the service one of the parishioners approached him, and after complimenting him on the sermon, confessed to having a crisis of faith. The parishioner could not understand how God could allow liberals and all other manner of inferior beings to profligate upon the earth. "God must know what an abomination these creatures are to the truly righteous," he said, "what possible purpose could these philistines serve in his divine plan?" My friend thought for a moment and replied, "To keep us from hating each other."

We must approach our current situation with the same fervent belief that comes from the moral certitude that those who disagree with us will surely burn in hell for eternity! And in order to prevent them from dragging us into the abyss with them we need to reject this siren's call for bi-partisanship as the devil's deal that it is. Beyond that we need to insure that our divine mandate to govern is never again threatened by this demonic rabble.

Ironically, a solution can be gleaned from the aftermath of Florida, where it was revealed that scores of convicted felons voted for Gore. Since it is illegal for felons to vote, and since we all know that all liberals are felonious...in thought if not in deed...an aggressive crackdown on all illicit leftist activity (dope smoking, homosexuality, etc.) needs to be undertaken immediately by the new Attorney General. Anyone who conspires in an illegal activity, such as environmental extremists who trespass on National Forest land, should be prosecuted under the RICO act. That should buy us enough votes to avert disaster should those doddering malcontents in south Florida suddenly figure out how to read a ballot.

Finally, we should re-activate a long dormant tool in the battle against the liberal/commie establishment, the House Committee on Un-American Activities. The time has come to re-instate this noble institution, which in the past stood constant vigil against the commie conspiracies in Hollywood and organized labor before being swept aside by the red tide which engulfed this nation in the sixties. Now, more than ever, it's power is needed to ferret out the liberal/ commie saboteurs with their seditious agenda of feminism, gun control, and sexual promiscuity.

And what should be done with these traitorous bliss-ninnies? I propose that, since the prison system is already full of liberals we've already caught, they be sent to special camps for processing on a priority basis. Trial lawyers should receive mandatory prison sentences, with special circumstances for anyone who represented O.J. In cases where it can be determined, these rifraf should be deported and repatriated to the country (or continent) of their original ancestral origin. The rest should be shipped off to Canada. Their drowning in liberals up there anyway so what's a few more. Only then will this great Republic be safe for democracy.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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