It's Time to Mine the Borders

By Robert L. Rush

It's official. In California, the most populous state in the nation, Caucasians are now a minority. In Los Angeles, the sound of salsa music fills the air…while in San Francisco, they're considering putting up signs to tell the tourists which part of town isn't Chinatown. And it won't stop in California…it's spreading across this country like a virus from Miami to Honolulu. If you tour the Southwest you'd have a hard time telling who won the War of 1845. It's said that in New York, the mother of all melting pots, you can walk across Times Square and hear every language in the world but English. It's reached the point where the once mighty Republican Party is pandering to the minority vote. I warned you this day was coming, but you couldn't hear me over the din of the liberal media droning on about diversity, lulling you to sleep until you wake one day to find you need a Ph.D. in linguistics to order a cheeseburger at a drive-up window.

WAKE UP AMERICA! It's time we told these people to get the hell out of our country…and stay out. It's time someone said, "You want a better life, then go make one somewhere else. This one's ours and you can't have it." It's time to stand up for our values, our lifestyle, our country. And it is our country, founded on the principle of Manifest Destiny. What a grave dishonor it would be to the memory of our forefathers, who carved a nation out of the wilderness by evicting the heathen squatters and taking their rightful place as lords of this great land, to hand over this legacy to a bunch of border-jumping johnny-come-lately's.

Every day the situation becomes more dire. The Border Patrol is overwhelmed and the INS squandered their entire budget rounding up little Elian Gonzalez…the one illegal we should have kept! This invasion of foreigners has become a foreign invasion. The time for action is now. We have the resources at our disposal to deal with this threat to our national security, and the time has come to use them. For some time the military has been used in a limited role in the War on Drugs (which the liberals are in danger of losing, like they lost Vietnam). Therefore I propose we launch Operation Send Those Illegals Packing Back To Where They Came From, a military operation to rid our country of the illegals and end once and for all this threat to our American way of life.

The operation would consist of three phases and mobilize all branches of the military. The first phase would be to seal the borders. The Army would set up a perimeter along the Mexican and Canadian borders…yes, I know Canadians look like us, but that ain't English they're talkin' up there…the Navy would blockade both coasts and the Air Force would patrol the entire border. Then, led by the Marines, our forces would sweep through enemy strongholds such as the Bronx and East L.A., rounding up illegals and sending them to deportation camps set up on closed military bases. From here our uninvited guests would be transported back to where they came from. God, I love the smell of strategic counter-offensives in the morning!

Finally, to guard against any liberal attempts to emasculate our America-for-Americans policy through military down-sizing or redeployment, minefields would be deployed along the entire border, land and sea. It's time to send a message, and nothing sends a message like flying body parts.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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