By Robert L. Rush

And so it begins. Through their blatant act of air piracy, the Peoples Republic of China has set us on a path that will lead us inevitably to nuclear combat toe to toe with the Red Chinese. It's the way they want it. Tensions run high as the Chinese media fills the airwaves with anti-American propaganda. And of course the liberal media over here has responded true to form, running stories on the Chinese media spewing anti-American propaganda. I mean, have you ever noticed that the media never shows us burning the other guy's flag?

The thugs in the Chinese government are demanding that we apologize for allowing their plane to attack ours. Incredibly, the White House seems to be caving in to this extortion, holding high profile behind the scenes negotiations with the Chinese on how to apologize without seeming to apologize. The spin that is developing is that it was all a tragic accident, and no one is really to blame. Admittedly, the accident scenario seems plausible, as anyone who's attempted to drive in Hong Kong can attest. But as for blame, there's plenty of blame to go around and as usual, the blame rests with the usual suspects. That's right, Clinton and the liberals.

There is open speculation in the conservative community that the democrats are conspiring with the Chinese, in order to embarrass Bush by exposing the weak-kneed apologists within his administration, like Colin Powell. Certainly the Clinton-ites remember how embarrassing it was to have to apologize to the Chinese for bombing their embassy. An apology would give the Chinese the upper hand in the international arena. It would also place the President in a position of weakness, causing a serious rift with his core base on the right. The liberal media would have a field day. But there's more at stake here than generating a little bad press (the President has shown the ability to do that without needing any help from the liberals).

And it doesn't stop there. The plot thickens as it deepens. Who, besides the Chinese, are the biggest backers of the liberal establishment? That's right, the trial lawyers. And who, besides the Chinese, has the most to gain from this "accident"? Right again. There isn't an ambulance chaser worth his sharkskin suit that wouldn't slither on their bellies all the way to Beijing for a piece of this settlement. My guess is that if they ever do find that Chinese pilot, alive or dead, he'll be wearing a neck brace.

WAKE UP AMERICA! There is something far more sinister going on here. A plot so insidious as to threaten the core of our government, yet so obvious that no one has seen it coming...except me. Let's look at the facts. Everyone knows that ever since the liberals were thwarted in their attempt to steal the election that they have been looking for other avenues to return to power. It is inevitable that the liberals, under the leadership of Clinton, would seek the help of their Chinese allies. Certainly no one can doubt the duplicity of the liberal turncoats, who have long been in service of their Chinese masters. After all, these are the same traitors who traded campaign contributions for the keys to Los Alamos. What we're dealing with here is a liberal/commie conspiracy straight from the bowels of hell, with satan himself...in the guise of Clinton...at the helm.

You think I'm kidding? You think I'm crazy? You think I'm some delusional paranoid psychopath? Well, that's why I get paid to think and you don't. The threat is very real my friends and unless we act quickly we could end up a nation without forks. This conspiracy has to be stopped in it's tracks. No apology! Not now, not ever! This is war, and war means never having to say you're sorry. If the Chinese want a fight, I say let's give it to them. It's time we sent a message to all those rogue, terrorist states out there about what happens when you mess with the big dog. Since they seem so interested in our nuclear arsenal, I say we arrange a free demonstration. Let's fry some rice. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Peking duck".

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