"Correcting biological errors"

RLR: We're talking today with the noted radio…and soon to be television…personality, Dr. Laura Schlessinger. Let's get right to the issue. Homosexuals and their allies in the liberal media are pressuring Paramount to cancel your TV show before it even goes on the air. To paraphrase the old song, "what exactly did you say to piss them off this time?"

DrL: The deviants don't want me putting my message out.

RLR: And that message is?

DrL: That they're a bunch of disgusting, perverted, child molesting, sheep humping, biological errors.

RLR: And so the Homo's are threatening to boycott your sponsors.

DrL: I just don't understand the intolerance, the bigotry, the hatred being directed toward me. I'm being persecuted by the well-funded and well-connected homosexual activist movement.

DrL: Yes, I have, Bob, and I think it's terrific. If more people took a common sense approach to these little sluts we wouldn't have these problems.

RLR: I read where you recently suggested an "Inca-style sacrifice" as the solution for an eight-year-old free-thinker from Connecticut. That's a fate I know we'd all like to see the liberals meet.

DrL: Unfortunately, with the legal system the way it is, I don't see much chance of that. However, there is hope. As I stated earlier, homosexuality is a biological error, which can be corrected with reparative therapy. I also believe that reparative therapy could be used to treat other sociological defects.

RLR: Such as feminism and liberalism?

DrL: That's right, Bob. I believe with proper treatment these disgusting traits which sicken us all could be eradicated.

RLR: That's great, Laura, but isn't there a more direct approach? With the strides being made in genetic engineering, wouldn't gene therapy offer a more effective and permanent solution?

DrL: You won't hear many other psychiatrists say this…therapy is our stock and trade…but with my background in biological medicine I would say that you're right on target there, Bob.

RLR: You have been quoted as saying, "Ethnic cleansing sounds nice". I know that's not a very politically correct position. But couldn't "genetic cleansing" be the answer we all have sought for sociological disorders such as homosexuality, feminism, and their root disease, liberalism?

DrL: Bob, it's that kind of thinking that makes you the man that you are.

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