Gun Control…In the Crosshairs

By Robert L. Rush

Recently the liberal media made a big deal about the so called "Million Mom March". Feminism and gun control…now there's a marriage made in Hell…throw in some homosexuals and some illegal aliens and you've got a satanic orgy. For days the liberal media inundated us with images of all these women marching in our nation's capitol, trying to neuter our cherished Second Amendment rights in the name of "school safety".

WAKE UP AMERICA! As if getting rid of guns would stop people from shooting each other. And I have to ask you, even if it worked, is it worth the cost? Is it worth surrendering our God given right to purchase any weapon we want, anytime, anywhere, no questions asked? For, if history has taught us anything, it's that a certain amount of blood must be shed to preserve our freedom.

Anyway, as you are no doubt aware, the NRA immediately launched a brilliantly devised counter offensive. In response, the NRA launched TV ads announcing the "Safe Kids Fund". In these ads the NRA pledged 1 million dollars to establish a program to teach gun safety in every classroom in every school in America and asked for matching donations. I know we can all support this noble venture to broaden the scope of our children's education. In fact, I'd like to take this bold initiative one step further. I propose that we arm every classroom in America with a self defense arsenal. Why waste education dollars on computers and art supplies when we can spend that money to give our kids a fighting chance.

My proposal does more than even the odds. Those punks will think twice about shooting up the school if they know they're out gunned. So join with us to make our schools safe through the only real means of safety…superior firepower.

Because it's Right.

Because it's the Truth.

Because I said so!

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