By Robert L. Rush

The savage and cowardly attack on America has pushed this nation into war. It shouldn't have come to this. This is a war we should have fought a long time ago. The arabs have been preparing for a holy war for centuries...since we kicked their ass in the Crusades. Meanwhile our leaders seem totally unprepared for war. Even as we speak, they waste time trying to curry favor in the court of world opinion. Since when do we need permission to bomb Afghanistan back into the Stone Age? Meanwhile, the yellow bellied peace-nik liberals and their talking heads in the liberal media question whether we have the balls to inflict civilian casualties. I'd like to point out that we suffered civilian casualties and thus have a moral right and duty to inflict just retribution.

WAKE UP AMERICA! These sand devils have been pushing us around for decades and WE DID NOTHING! We should have finished the job in the Gulf War...and I'm not just talking about Iraq. We could have cleaned out the entire snake infested region...instead WE DID NOTHING! Now the bloodshed has been brought to our very shores, and still WE DO NOTHING! We seem to be more interested in grieving for the fallen than in striking back. Yesterday I passed a church in my neighborhood with a sign out front that read, "Join us in an offering of prayer and forgiveness". It sickened me. WHERE'S THE HATRED! WHERE'S THE VENGEANCE! WHERE'S ALL THAT'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!

Oh, there will be war, all right...in spite of the cowardly politicians seeking diplomacy...in spite of the liberal media and their endless prattle of compassion and restraint...in spite of the godless liberals and their hellish mantra of "Turn the other cheek" and "Love thine enemy". There will be a war because it is God's will. For it is written, "Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord", and we are the instrument of His mighty vengeance. The Bible says, "An eye for an eye, etc." Well, we've had our eye blackened; now it's our turn to bloody theirs. Our God wants war and their god wants war, so let's get ready to rumble. Let's shove their jihad up their wazoo.

The holy war is finally upon us, and we must rise to the challenge. A glorious battle of good and evil, and we must not fail, we must not falter, and we must show no quarter until total victory is achieved. We must press our sacred cause until the sand runs red with blood. We need to send a message, so that all the other followers of the lesser gods...the hindus, the buddists, and even the jews...understand the if you mess with the best, you die like the rest. That's the way Jesus would have wanted it...had he thought about it.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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