IRS = Commie Conspiracy

By Robert L. Rush

Class warfare rages in our nation's Capitol, and the battle cry reverberates across this mighty land. While the economy teeters on the edge of ruin, President Bush and the Republican Congress continue their heroic crusade to cut taxes as the disciples of "tax and spend" circle the wagons around their ill-gotten booty. Through their lackeys in the liberal media they launch daily attacks on the tax cut. While promising to pay down the debt (as if those free-spending liberal deadbeats had any real intention of doing so) they attack the tax cut as being "too large".

It primarily chaps their bolshevist hides that the plan significantly lowers the top tax bracket. Bush's detractors cry that this rewards the wealthy, whom they regard with a sinister contempt. So deeply ingrained is their marxist indoctrination that anyone who has raised themselves above the station of inner-city bottom-feeder is somehow unworthy of the benefits afforded other citizens. According to their twisted leftist logic, anyone who has reached the top of the pile...by merit or by birth...is somehow unclean and should be punished for some imagined transgressions against mankind. So it is easy to understand how Bush's plan to lower the top tax brackets grates upon their commie ideals.

This commie agitated class warfare is not only un-American...it strikes at the very heart of our free market system by taxing those captains of industry, without whom we would all be the shoeless rabble so dear to the hearts of the liberal/commies. And what is this great crime that they are guilty of? That they have more money than the rest of us...that they have succeeded in acquire material wealth...the very thing that you and I devote most of our lives to achieving. To extort a pound of flesh from those individuals who have achieved financial success, the very standard by which society measures one's self worth, undermines the social fabric of this great nation. This insane and unfair system that rewards failure and penalizes success threatens not only our immediate economic well being but ultimately our entire social order. What is this...the NFL? Next thing you know they'll be having a draft and all the rich guys will have to take all the dumb kids.

WAKE UP AMERICA! The truth is that the liberal establishment has for decades used the IRS to implement their socialist agenda. The very notion of a "progressive" tax code, where the tax rates escalate as income increases, is marxism in it's purest form. It is little coincidence that the inception of the federal income tax coincides with the rise of the communist movement in America. If America is to be saved from the godless commie hell into which we are sliding, the tax code as we know it should be abolished.

The time to act is now. We need immediate measures to stop the fiscal hemorrhaging caused by years of bleeding heart philandering neglect and mismanagement. The President's plan is a good start, but it's only a start. Likewise, plans for a flat tax or a national sales tax along with proposals to eliminate all corporate taxes, capital gains taxes, luxury taxes, etc., go a long way toward leveling the playing field, but do not address the damage done by decades of malevolent socialist engineering. The only way to do that is to invert the current tax code. By doing this we will free up investment capital our struggling economy desperately needs...and more importantly, restore our system of values by providing strong incentives for the accumulation of wealth, which is what life's all about. Will the poor suffer? Of course, they will. Poverty isn't supposed to be fun. We will never break the cycle of poverty in our society without a serious deterrent. When you think about it, it's only fair.

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