By Robert L. Rush

The Clinton Conspiracy, through their cohorts in the liberal media, has launched yet another personal attack on the Bush family. This time they have targeted the President's daughters, who were cited recently in an Austin restaurant for using a fake i.d. to order booze. True to form, the liberal media has taken this normal, healthy teenage behavior and blown it up into some sort of sordid incident in order to embarrass the President. The liberal media has been especially harsh toward Jenna Bush, who was previous cited for underage drinking at an Austin nightclub. The desire to protect his daughters, if you'll recall, was the reason my good friend George W. alluded in explaining his denial of his own DUI arrest. Now, thanks to the liberal media, that which he had feared has come to pass. Make no mistake; the liberal media bears sole responsibility for this incident.

Ironically, many have used the incident to draw unflattering comparisons between the Bush daughters and Chelsea Clinton who, along with her parents, the liberal media protected from such scrutiny through a conspiracy of silence. The principle of moral equivalency requires that the record be set straight on this matter. The Bush daughters are the products of decent, moral parents who raised their children in an atmosphere of strong family values. Chelsea Clinton is the spawn of Satan...conceived during one of Bill and Hillary's infamous satanic orgies.

This latest exercise in the politics of personal destruction is just the most recent in a long line stretching back to the time of the Impeachment, when the liberal media through their point man, Larry Flynt, assaulted the good and decent men charged with bringing that lying, philandering scoundrel Clinton to justice. More recently the liberal media has targeted President Bush and those close to him: the alleged cocaine addiction, the rumored affair between Lara Bush and Colin Powell, the rumors linking Cheney's heart attacks with viagra and transsexual prostitutes. Now the Clinton conspiracy has reached a new low by attacking the President's innocent children, engaged in a harmless recreational activity, in order to advance their marxist agenda.

WAKE UP AMERICA! It is time to go on the offensive against these jackals in the liberal media who threaten our commonly held values of decency and morality. Those responsible for these attacks on the First Family must be held accountable for their actions. It's time to draw a line in the sand. We need to tell these bastards, "It's none of your business, and we'll remember who you are". That's the way Dick Nixon would have handled it.

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