By Robert L. Rush

Those soft-on-crime liberals are at it again, trying to handcuff our nation's law enforcement community by removing a vital tool in the name of political correctness. And what is that tool, you ask. That tool is, in fact, the much-maligned practice of "racial profiling". The ACLU (American Commie Liberties Union) has filed suit in several states across the nation to stop the alleged practice, clogging our courts with frivolous lawsuits which prevent the courts from carrying out their duty to bring to justice the very scum that the ACLU hopes to protect. Through their co-conspirators in the liberal media they have painted a picture of racists cops harassing innocent minorities, using statistics (the last recourse of liars) to justify their claims. These baseless slanders have generated a public outcry so great that even many of our conservative colleagues have been intimidated into calling for an end to the practice (at least publicly).

And just what is it that our men in blue our doing that is so horribly evil? They're doing their jobs, that's what. They're finding criminals and locking them up. And how do you find criminals? You look for likely suspects. Statistics clearly show that the vast preponderance of crimes are committed by minorities. In our prison system minorities make up the majority by overwhelming numbers. So if a cop encounters a minority, deductive reasoning tells him that the odds are better than average that this individual is a criminal. It's just basic human logic. Let's face it...if you see a black guy in an expensive car (or a hispanic on a kid's bike)...what do you think?

Of course the liberals whine incessantly that racial profiling infringes on the rights of minorities to protecting from unjust search and seizure, due process, etc. But any Constitutional scholar worth his salt will tell you that the framers of the Constitution never intended for these rights to be extended to non-whites. It is only after two centuries of socialist engineering that we have arrived at this twisted fork in the road. The question is should race be the only criteria for suspicion. The answer is of course not. I, for instance, think any car with a Gore or Nader bumper sticker should be automatically stopped and searched. I mean, you gotta be high on something to think cutting greenhouse emissions is a good idea.

WAKE UP AMERICA! This is yet the latest example of the liberals using the race card to contrive a phony issue, as they did with the so-called "hate crime" issue, in order to implement their fascist agenda of political correctness. The goal is to sow the seeds of divisiveness and tear apart the fabric of our nation, while at the same time weaken our police in their efforts to control the criminal conspiracies of the left.

Of course some of us see the real motivation behind this campaign. It is hardly a co-incidence that the issue came to the fore after we halted the liberal's affirmative action scheme, the intent of which was to inject diversity into our nation's police forces. The same diversity that is responsible for most of the crime in our society. One only needs to look to Los Angeles, where diversity led to the largest corruption scandal in the history of law enforcement. The same diversity that plagues our nations ghettos, the breeding ground for criminals.

Make no mistake, diversity breeds poverty, corruption, and crime. It is the path that will lead to the errosion of our traditional values and eventually the destruction of Western civilization. Our valiant police officers are on the front lines in the struggle to keep our streets and our neighborhoods safe from diversity. And how do we reward these heroic men and women? By taking away the very tools they need to do their job. Instead of hindering the police we should be helping them. For instance, if you see minority activity in you neighborhood you have a moral obligation to report it to the authorities. Help take a bite out of diversity.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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