By Robert L. Rush

To no one's surprise, the U.N. "Conference on Racism" turned out to be nothing more than a ignominious forum for miscreants of the Tird World to slander and attack the race which is responsible for the existence of the U.N. in the first place. The Conference, during which more people walked than a Rockies/Brewers game, was highlighted by the withdrawal of the U.S. and Israeli delegations over whether Israel discriminates against car-bombers.

But the main focus of the conference was to attack western civilization for it's legacy of colonialization and slavery. A virtual who's who of obscure dignitaries paraded to the podium to denounce the European cultures for their "crimes against humanity". Hey, why single out the European cultures? I mean, the Romans and the Greeks had slaves and nobody said anything about them. The great men of our history books...Columbus, De Gamma, Drake, Pizzaro, Stanley, Serra, Hudson, etc...were indicted in absentia for spreading civilization throughout the world, as if civilization were a disease, like influenza or smallpox.

While the radical elements at the conference failed in their quest to extract reparations over these alleged injustices, they did succeed in extracting an "apology", albeit by proxy. Well, as a descendant of these same white European peoples who committed these atrocities, I wish to add my personal apology. I'm sorry for lifting you up by your loincloth and dragging you in the modern world. I'm sorry for destroying your culture and replacing it with a more advanced version. I'm sorry for trashing your heathen superstitions and delivering you unto the cross of the true faith. I'm sorry for introducing you to the finer things in life, like guns and alcohol. I'm sorry for appropriating your land and your resources and showing you how they might be put to better use...for that matter I'm sorry for appropriating you and putting you to better use. I mean, what was I thinking?

There, I feel much better. But that's not good enough for some of you...you still want reparations. True to form, you want money for something that happened to someone else hundreds of years ago. The International Brotherhood of Ambulance Chasers has convinced you that you're owed compensation for something that never happened to you. And you're right there...looking for a hand out.

WAKE UP AMERICA! It's time to set the ledger straight. Let them tally their bill and we'll tally ours and see which one is higher. How much do you think all those voyages and expeditions cost, accounting for inflation? Do you think raising an army of occupation comes cheap? And let me tell you, the slave traders weren't giving those folks away.

The ingratitude just breaks your heart. Our forefathers invested millions, maybe billions, in bringing your forefathers up to your current quality of life. They fed them, clothed them, schooled them, converted them, guarded them, taught them a trade, provided them with jobs, and transportation...and you have the nerve to call it exploitation and demand compensation. Well, I gave at the office, pal.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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