Campaign Reform = Commie Conspiracy

By Robert L. Rush

Just when you thought the world was safe for Democracy, the commies have come creeping out from under our beds, pedaling their liberal/commie agenda to the unsuspecting masses. This time they're marketing their treasonous stratagem under the seemingly benevolent and innocuous banner of "campaign finance reform". I hear you, America, you're saying "I thought campaign reform was a good thing. Shouldn't our elections be decided by voters, not dollars? How else can we stop known commie organizations like labor unions and the Sierra Club from corrupting our government?" That's exactly what the liberal media wants you to think, which is why you're better off leaving the thinking to me.

WAKE UP AMERICA! How can you be so blind! Don't you see what the liberals are up to? Yes, I applaud the efforts to rid our country of the insidious influence of the unions and the other commie organizations. But campaign reform doesn't do that. Quite the contrary, campaign reform undermines the God-given constitutional rights of corporate America, our greatest ally in the battle against the unholy legions of the liberal apocalypse.

When government fails, business must lead. And how do you lead a congressman? By the wallet! Let's talk some Truth…the Truth is that our society is based on greed, on the concept of getting all you can and to hell with the other guy. This country was founded on the principles of capitalism, and the fundamental principle of capitalism is the inalienable right of the Haves to piss all over the Have-nots. This, in turn, motivates the Have-nots to become Haves and drives the economic engine of this great nation. If you rip this basic principle from the body politic, you undermine not only the foundations of our government but the entire moral fabric of our society. The result is a scenario where the Have-nots are on equal footing with the Haves. And what do we call that, boys and girls? That's right! Communism! Stinking, godless, bleeding-heart-liberal Communism!

Now you know the Truth. This is no goody-goody crusade to clean up politics…but rather a full-blown assault on the Constitution and our American way of life. It has to be stopped, and stopped cold in it's commie tracks. Call your congressman today and tell him if he wants your vote he'd better stay on the take. The future of Democracy is in your hands.

Because it's Right

Because it's the Truth

Because I said so!

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