My name is Robert L. Rush and you need me. Why? Because I can give you the truth and that's the only way you're going to get it. You're sure as hell not going to get it from the liberal media with their anti-American, pro-feminist, tree hugging agenda. They dilute and pollute the truth until you've gotten enough "In depth analysis" to rip the cajones out of the truth. And you end up with a truth without conviction, and truth full of contradictions and complexity, a truth with more questions than answers, a truth that says that crime is not the fault of the criminal, or poverty the fault of the poor. WAKE UP, AMERICA! It's time to take a stand against media manipulation. It's time to see the light. And the light is me, Robert L. Rush. If you're ready for the real truth...you're ready for me. Because the real truth is a simple truth, and I'm as simple as you can get.

 Read the truth, as I dispose of the lies and slanders directed toward me by the liberal media.

Our National Disgrace...Public Schools Without a Prayer

Feminism = Commie Conspiracy

Affirmative Action = Commie Conspiracy

Big Tobacco...the Real Victim

You Can Have My Cell Phone When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand

Carpool Lanes = Commie Conspiracy

God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

Outlaw the ACLU

Col. Oliver North "Treason in the name of liberty."

Pat Buchanan "The GOP has gone liberal."

Pat Robertson "The politics of God."

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