My name is Dada Bob, and I'm happy and proud to introduce you to a new on-line experience entitled LIFE IS DULL.
Most of you know me from my films, television, best-selling books, and seminars -- and you know what I stand for! Clean, wholesome and income-producing American Family Values !!
That's why I'm so honored to have been chosen to helm this exciting new project. We here think of LIFE IS DULL as more than just another website, to us, it is a philosophy. Our goal is to present you with cutting-edge articles that push the envelope in your face -- with an attitude!!
Each thrilling update will feature in-depth, no-holds barred stories on controversial personalities and stories that we know you will want to read! Our seasoned staff works round the clock to get every angle on a story, and we verify each and every fact we publish.
LIFE IS DULL is truly a website for the new age!
Yes, we give our all for your benefit--and then some. In fact, the staff and I have sacrificed so much of our own time and resources to make this project work! And what do we get in return? Not so much as a penny from you cheapskates! You ungrateful swine!! You reap the benefits of our labor, yet you give us nothing? To Hell with you all!
IF YOU HAND EVEN ONE OUNCE OF DECENCY, YOU'D GET UP OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND SEND US A CHECK NOW! ...OR CASH! ...OR BETTER YET, JUST E-MAIL US YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND WE WILL BILL YOU AUTOMATICALLY!!!
