12/4/96 HOLIDAY MUSIC OFFER (Xmas-parody) Scene opens on a fat man in a red suit visibly tremoring and singing softly.... SINEMET IS WEARING ME DOWN "I try not to pout Try not to cry Don't wanna freak out I'm telling you why Sinemet is wearing me down It's making me twitch But that's just the price For starting too early (my doctor's advice) Sinemet is bringing me down It "helps" when I am sleeping It "haunts" when I'm awake Though relief from tremor feels real good Dyskinesia's hard to take I want to keep going And not "just get by" I'll try to be strong And hold my head high Sinemet will not wear me down." ------------------------------------------- JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS Yes, that's right, folks. The trembling voices of the Levodopa Ladies Choir will "freeze you in your tracks" with their rendition of the above song as well as the following PD-Xmas favorites: The First Parlodel Silent Fright Good King Deprenyl I Saw Mommy Taking Sinemet The 12 Days of Listless To order this PD-CD, just send 1/2 of your remaining substantia nigra (refer to standard Brain-Mail packaging instructions if you're unsure how to remove or package this type of item) to the following address. David Boots *Thank you and Happy Holidays to one and all....and to all a good fight*