LITTERRORISM
By Bruce Haws
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     Tick,tock, tick,tock.
     Imagine that the space in the file is actually the time left on the clock, so that the bomb will go off at that place in the story when the file will no longer hold anymore letters. The time-space continuum takes on a special meaning then for both myself and for the reader. We must, for once in our life then, contemplate seriously, the idea of death; not the physical death that may yet be years down the road, but the more important metaphysical death that will occur at the end of the story, a story we both already know will be as incomplete as our lives will be on that day when physical death comes our way.
ï      Why is it that people assume that on the day they die their life will be wrapped up tightly like the well constructed nineteenth century novel? Has a single person ever died without a suitcase full of unfinished business? I tend to doubt it. In fact, I'm apt to believe that most of us die with more loose ends than not.
     Still, I need to begin peopling this story with characters who can be blown to smithereens when the clock ticks its last letter. How does one make such decisions? Well, one of the ways I make such decisions is to get outside of the story for a moment and grab something from the so called "real world." As I write this I am listening to a Kate Wolf song, and though Kate is already dead, the idea of killing her again in an act of literary terrorism seems inappropriate enough, disrespectful enough, that it actually is terroristic. So now there is me, and you reader, and Kate Wolf, all here and ready to die together when the story goes BOOM. We are probably at one of Kate's concerts, which means there are a lot of Kate's groupies here too, all preparing to die.
     Now think about this for a moment. To save yourself all you need to do is stop reading the story. To stop reading, or in my case, to stop writing it, is the equivalent of walking out the door, getting into your car, and driving home. That is a choice you actually have as a reader, to run and save your own hide, leaving me and Kate and several dozen, or perhaps several hundred, of her fans here to die in the explosion.
     Of course, since it is only a metaphysical explosion we are preparing ourselves to experience, the question of courage is lessened a bit. Most people would agree that, it isn't entirely insane to stay around for a mere symbology, whereas if this terrorism was of the kind say, that was perpetrated on Oklahoma City, we'd all have to be pretty nuts not to stop reading, writing, singing, dancing, drinking, pissing, or whatever else would be happening at a Kate Wolf concert. To be fair however, there are those who believe that taking part in this kind of effigy, is as bad or even worse than taking part in a real suicide. They say that this kind of chemistry experiment is destructive to the soul, that when it is all over we may have become strangers to ourselves, and that we could, for the rest of our lives, be roaming the earth feeling that we exist in an alien world. My experience shows me that this is possible, and so, for those who think holding on to some last grain of innocence is important, may I suggest that you read some other story of mine which might be just as quirky but a little less of an assault on your youth.
     For the rest of you who have survived such bombardings before, who have survived Dali or Goya or the assassinations of Rimbaud, what can something like this mean? I mean, it's a lot like the interview I heard on ESPN tonight while driving home, the interview with Mo Vaughn, the fine slugger for the Boston Red Sox. The interviewer was asking Mo if he thought he would still be with the sox when it was time to renew his contract, and Mo began to talk about Roger Clemens, who the sox let get away, saying that Clemens was the greatest pitcher they've ever had, a hall of famer, and if they couldn't find the will to keep him on the team then how much could he, who was nowhere near that class, count on such will? Anyway, I had no idea that Mo Vaughn and Roger Clemens were Kate Wolf fans until now. As the writer, I can assure you, they are both here for the duration. Imagine, a hall of fame pitcher being the victim of a terrorist act, and right at the peak of his career, near the end of a Cy Young award season, just because his name was mentioned on the radio at an inopportune moment. Unbelievable! But it's always unbelievable when something happens like this. The question isn't why a writer would get to the point where he would write something like this; but rather, how miraculous it is that more writers don't take to such acts!
     Still others argue that the metaphysical act takes more courage. They point to the hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of gutsy workmen who have over the past century, walked fearlessly along the beams of skyscrapers in progress, building our great metropolises, hundred plus story buildings, or bridges, the same people who have trouble balancing themselves on the curb of a sidewalk or on the rail of a trestle. Yet these fearless people become like frightened mice being stalked by a snake when they encounter the obscurity of a poem or the intellectual depth of an idea. I wonder if this confirms the old adage that a person who has no fears is a person who doesn't know how to think?
     During intermission I decide that the only right thing to do is to let the characters here know what's going on. I go up onto the stage and I grab the microphone.
     "Hi, I'm Bruce Haws," I tell them, "the author of the story. I just want to let everyone know that there's a bomb set to go off during the concert."
     Actually, I've thought about it again, and I've decided not to inform the characters about this. How real is a terrorist act if all the people who are scheduled to die are given the freedom to bolt? Besides, once I begin down that road, I'll have to make choices I don't want to make, like, who decides to leave and who decides to stay. What if Kate herself decides to leave, or take an extra long break smoking weed in the bus or van or whatever she uses to get around to these concerts? What if Roger Clemens decides he'd rather be pitching that night instead of being killed in the explosion. And the many others whose heads I'd have to enter as they try to make the decision to leave, die, or believe it's all a big hoax, a false alarm, a toothless threat.
     As Kate sings now about the Continental Divide, I recall having backpacked on that trail some years ago, taking the time to hoof it up to the top of Mt. Elpert which shared that part of the heavens with several other tall peaks that from time to time seemed almost close enough to reach out and touch with a finger. In Colorado, each of these peaks has their own fan club, people who pack huge rocks up to their summits, and stack the rocks so that the total height of the mountain will be several feet higher than other peaks. What this has to do with the bombing I'm not really sure. Perhaps the writer subconsciously prefers another singer to Kate, and this is his way of piling rocks, or perhaps an act like this is a way of piling rocks up for Kate, making her a few feet taller in the eyes of the public by giving her this kind of off color publicity. In the more traditional story it is usually determinable, is it not, what the author's motives are? True, the debates often go on in academic circles for centuries calling such clarity back into question; still, we retain the belief that the meanings of those texts are decipherable, if not by the intellect than by some strange mixture of intellect and emotion. But a bombing like this is a totally meaningless act. It has no cause, for instance, like in the Arab-Israeli conflict, or those perpetrated by the Irish Republican Army. The truth is that I saw an ad in The American Book Review for writings on terrorism, felt that it was speaking to me, and went right to work. I had none of the problems Hamlet had, didn't need to go around testing the validity of if that ad was actually written to me or if it was something out of my disturbed imagination that made me think so. I gave up that kind of questioning a long time ago. I treat my visions the same as I would an old friend calling to ask me a favor. If I've got the time and the energy, I do it, unless I don't want to do it, in which case I don't. And if that friend gives me flack about it, why hell, I put him or her right into the story, sit that person right up in the first row where Kate's bloodshot eyes can be studied as she strums the guitar.
     One of Kate's fans comes up to me now and accuses me of slander, libel, defamation of character. For a moment I wonder if I've transferred myself to Paris during the thirties. That kind of thing often happens in these stories. I make an association of some kind and I'm gone, like a Mo Vaughn shot that some pitcher mistakenly threw right in his wheel house. But I know that that just wouldn't be fair to do in this story, to be sitting at some cafe near  the Villa Borghese when the bomb goes off. I don't have much respect for terrorists who don't show enough respect to go out with their enemies. Of course these aren't even my enemies. The young woman who is questioning me is not someone I have anything whatsoever against. In fact she too is willing to go up with the metaphysical bomb. What she's protesting is my continued references to Kate smoking marijuana. She insists that Kate never did such a thing. She says she's sat in the first row at a dozen Kate Wolf concerts and never once saw the great folk singer with bloodshot eyes. "Never once," she repeats. And she doesn't think it's right that I let my imagination dominate the story like this, that I project some stereotype about the life style of musicians into the tale and lead the reader to believe Kate was this stereotype.
     I try to explain to her that this is an act of terrorism, this tale, and that the metaphor of terrorism has to correspond to something. "If I'm not allowed something as minor as that, I might as well leave," I say. "Just the fact that I have allowed you to question this puts the whole concept of this story in jeopardy."
     What I don't tell her is how attracted to her I am, that I risked the entire suspense of the tale just so that I might meet her, though I wasn't aware of that when she first started speaking to me. I suppose the first inkling I had was when I chose to call her a young woman. Did the reader catch the slight shift that took place at that time? Other than that I didn't describe her at all. I'm sure that you saw a totally different face and figure than I did.
     Anyway, I am asking her how it is that she knew that I was a writer. "I'm not very well known."
     As it turns out she was paying attention when I made the announcement about the bomb from the stage. "You almost erased it in my mind too," she says. "Just a little nagging something stayed with me, led me to go back and read it again."
    As it turns out, she is very hip to metaphysical death, tells me that in a past life she knew Neitszche. She even proposes that if I'd like to save myself, she will take over typing the letters. "I'm just a suburban girl with bad thoughts," she explains, "but this would give me a chance to really do something worthy."
     "I've got three problems with that," I tell her. "First, I don't respect terrorists that don't die with their bombs."
     "Just because you won't respect yourself later doesn't mean you won't do it," she says. "Hell, if I were to go to bed with someone like you I probably wouldn't respect myself later. But that doesn't mean I might not do it in the heat of the moment."
     She makes a good argument. "Number two, I don't trust you," I tell her. "If I left the machine with you, you might begin messing around with the story."
     "The only thing I'll change are the passages about Kate taking drugs," she says. "I promise."
     She's much too beautiful not to pretend I believe her. I don't even waste my time trying to convince her that such power can easily go to one's head, that she might start off with good intentions but once she tastes the fruits of writing fiction she'd be enslaved
 
 

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