Look,
don't be naive. Evil exists. Currently there are reports
circulating of a band of thugs combing our decent cities in search
of, well . . . gates. Yes, gates. Stealing them. While
you eat dinner and while you are combing your hair and yes, while
you are flossing your teeth. Stealing your gate and adding
it to a growing, sizable collection of gates stashed somewhere
in the wilderness of Idaho. Why? Well,
they are thugs, yes, but not stupid. They are sitting on
their collection, waiting patiently, and as each day passes and
the value of their stolen CPW gates grow exponentially, they make
lists of the commodities only money can buy: chaps, masks,
gloves, goggles, matches, bug repellant . . .
So keep
a watchful eye. It's your gate, not
theirs. |