A risk assessor in Ohio, elevating his profession to the stature of theology, has concluded that god is 67% likely to exist.
But -- like the weatherman's "65% chance of rain" -- this number is subject to some interpretation. Does that mean that (1) 67% of the time, god exists somewhere? Or that (2) in 67% of possible universes, she exists? Or that (3) god exists in 33% of the universe, but not the other 67%? Or that merely (4) the statistic indicates a 100% probability that its creator is a doofus?
I favor interpretation (4).
(Via Calpundit)
Maybe God is a Protonist. Two ups, one down. In other words, 2/3=0.666....which approximates to 67%. Two gods up, one below. Two parents and a child to tell what to think.
Posted by: Andrew Turner at March 8, 2004 10:12 PMIn other words, 2/3=0.666
or 1/1000th of the Mark of the Beast (that would be a millidemon).
Posted by: chris at March 9, 2004 08:57 AM