Norbizness made me snarf today with a hilarious rundown of Patriot Acts present and future:
Patriot Act IV: Lawsuits challenging the constitutionality of government legislation are never filed, due to a little thing called the space-time continuum. Special Forces Rangers with liquid body armor are sent back in time to kill one of the direct ancestors of any and all lawyers, paralegals, secretaries, couriers, and Kinko's operators involved in what would have been the lawsuit.Posted by Chris at May 3, 2004 12:56 PM