

DOUBLE TAXATION & MORE SWEET DEALS
by Ed Henry
Oh, it feels so good to be raped by the federal government. I can hardly
wait for them to do it to us some more. Thankfully, we never have to wait
long. In his State-of-the-Union address, the Charles Ponzi of the twenty-first
century started out pretty good. Since a regulatory agency has little to
do with our booming economy, he honestly put responsibility where it was
due when he said, "As always, the real credit belongs to the American
people." From that point forward, honesty decreased. "We are doing
something that would have seemed unimaginable seven years ago. We are actually
paying down the national debt. "(Applause.)
It doesn't seem to matter that at the end of fiscal '99 the national debt
had increased $130 billion. Even worse, in the first three months of fiscal
2000, at the end of December and just before this speech, the national debt
had already increased another $120 billion. Oh well, who reads the Treasury's
Bureau of Public Debt publications? Nor does it seem to matter that Clinton's
plan to "pay down the debt entirely in just 13 years" depends
almost entirely on stealing entitlement surplus/excess overpayments we make.
Evidently, stealing more than $5 trillion from entitlements like our retirement
payments is all right if it's for a good cause, i.e., paying off the huge
debt he and his cronies have run up in the last twenty years.
Then, about a third of the way through this long sermon, Clinton unveiled
his new rip-off scheme: a forced savings plan: "Tens of millions of
Americans live from paycheck to paycheck. As hard as they work, they still
don't have the opportunity to save. Too few can make use of IRAs and 401
K plans. We should do more to help all working families save and accumulate
wealth. That's the idea behind the Individual Development Accounts, the
IDAs. I ask you to take that idea to a new level, with new Retirement Savings
Accounts that enable every low- and moderate-income family in America to
save for retirement, a first home, a medical emergency, or a college education.
I propose to match their contributions, however small, dollar for dollar,
every year they save."
Isn't that grand? Do you think that Bill and Hillary, Al and Tipper, Hastert
and all of the members of the federal government are going to come up with
these "matching" dollars out of their own pockets? Do you think
that they're going to take money out of their own personal profits the way
your employer does with Social Security's matching dollar-for-dollar? So,
where do you think they're going to get these "matching" funds?
Let's see, if we can get all 140 million working Americans to put up $100
each, we'd have about $14 billion to play with. If we can get them to do
that several times a year, or half of them to do it more frequently, we'd
have a fortune. Where would it go?
Just like Social Security's excess/surplus, it would all stay in the Treasury's
general fund until it's spent on wars, international banking blunders, the
New World Order, or some other pork-barrel project. It would all stay right
there in the general fund until it's borrowed/stolen/needed by the new Ponzi
and his Tammany Hall henchmen. Of course, every individual would be credited
with the amount contributed in a new IDA Trust Fund called a "Retirement
Savings Account," but it wouldn't be cash in that fund. It would be
the same old bogus UOU nonmarketable bond deal we get for excess/surplus
Social Security and other entitlement excesses/surpluses, now accounting
for almost $2 trillion of the national debt ($1.989 trillion at the close
of fiscal 1999)-$864 billion in Social Security alone.
When the government "borrows" your excess entitlement contributions,
they put your future taxes up for security. Isn't that nice? Something for
your children and grandchildren to pay off. The "matching" dollar-for-dollar
deal would also be nothing more than these same bogus UOU bonds under the
"Pay-it-again, Sam" plan. And contributing members probably would
get interest on top of their pile and be able to make early withdrawals
for a new home, education, or whatever, maybe even without penalty. So,
where do the "matching" funds come from? The only difference between
this new IDA rip-off and the Social Security/Medicare/gas tax/all entitlement
rip-off is that, in this case, every working American would be paying the
"matching" dollars for those foolish enough to subscribe to this
new con. Again, government takes the contributions, spends them wherever
it wants, and then simply places "matching" UOU bonds (nonmarketable
Treasury securities) in an account (trust fund), where they gain annual
interest until taxpayers buy them back. It's the same old rip-off and double
taxation.
Meanwhile, members of the federal government, everyone from the Prez to
interns, more than two million federal employees, have their own "Thrift
Savings Plan" where, through Barclay Bank of Great Britain, they invest
in Standard and Poor's 500 index of the New York Stock Exchange. They've
been gaining a return of about 32 percent annually on this venture. But
attempts to introduce anything similar to this for the general public have
been shot down.
--ED HENRY, <http://www.poop.org/>