A true masterpiece...
DO RE MI DRINK (by Homer J. Simpson.)

DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long way to get beer...
SO...... I'll have another beer...
LA...... I'll have another beer...
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(looks into an empty glass)
DOH !!!!


From: Nathan