Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first
mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache. The second cannibal
asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the ordinary lately?" 

"No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary." 

"Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?" 

"I boiled him as usual," replied the first. 

The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a
white collar?" 

"No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown
 robe." 

"Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, you shouldn't
have boiled him.  That was a Friar!"

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