Did you hear that they found out what the cause of Jerry
Garcia's death actually was?  I guess there was too much
blood in his drugstream....

Seriously folks, I have a friend who actually saw the death
certificate.  Cause of death:  Acid Indigestion.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's came out with 2 new flavors?
Yeah, it called Bury Garcia!  Or was it Bury Jerry Cherry?

Of course you know what the saddest part of Jerry Garcia
dying is?  The deadheads having to get real jobs now...

They're coming out with a movie about Jerry Garcia and
the Dead.  Dustin Hoffman is signed to play Jerry, Jim
Carey will play Phil Lesh.  It's going tobe called "Dead and
Deader"