A cop pulls over a car load of nuns.... Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful. At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. Cop: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible." Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119." ___________________________ ____ _ ______ | \ \ / \___-=O`/|O`/__| \ Scott Anderson \_______\ / | / (0} / Mail : joker@joker.org / `/-==__ _/__|/__=-| / Joke of the Day Provider / * \ | | /______________________________/ http://www.joker.org (o) _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ This is the ORIGINAL Joke of the Day! Millions of humorous e-mails sent around the globe since 1994! To be ADDED: Send SUBSCRIBE JOKE to jokelist@joker.org To be REMOVED: send UNSUBSCRIBE JOKE to jokelist@joker.org _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ SuperNun, Faster than a speeding ticket!