Title: Engineer gets sent to Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.  St. Peter checks 
his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the 
wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.  Pretty 
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in 
hell, and starts designing and building improvements.  After a while, 
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and 
the engineer is a  pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, 
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"  Satan replies, "Hey, things 
are going great.  We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and 
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to 
come up with next." >

God replies, "What???  You've got an engineer?  That's a mistake -- 
he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." 

Satan says,  "No way.  I like having an engineer on the staff, 
and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."  Satan laughs 
uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.  And just where are YOU going 
to get a lawyer?"
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