God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to
better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer 
the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be 
kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or 
address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1.  How did you find out about God?  
	__ Newspaper  
	__ Television  
	__ Divine Inspiration  
	__ Word of mouth  
	__ Near Death Experience  
	__ Bible  
	__ Torah 
	__ Other (specify): _____________

2.  Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition 
to God?  Please check all that apply.  
	__ Tarot  
	__ Lottery  
	__ Horoscope  
	__ Television  
	__ Fortune cookies  
	__ Ann Landers  
	__ Self-help books   
	__ Sex 
	__ Biorhythms  
	__ Alcohol or drugs  
	__ Mantras  
	__ Insurance policies
	__ Other (specify): ______________________   
	__ None

3.  God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve  
the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith.  Which would you 
prefer (circle one)?  

	More Divine Intervention   
	Less Divine Intervention   
	Current level of Divine Intervention is just right 
	Don't know

4.  God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and 
miracles.  Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 His handling of the following  
(1 = unsatisfactory, 5 = excellent):

Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war)  
	1   2   3   4   5
Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease,sports upsets)  
	1   2   3   4   5

Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the 
quality of God's services?

(Attach an additional sheet if necessary):
_____________________________________________________________
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From: Michelle