Have you people been watching the OJ trial?  Here's the newly
passed regulations in California that will help prevent future
trials like OJ's.

A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS 

372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer
hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational 
and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.

372.02 - Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. 
The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited. 

372.03 - The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is 
prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in
reverse.  If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, 
the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle 
should proceed to the nearest car wash.

372.04 - It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from 
a power boat, helicopter or fixed-wing aircraft.

372.05 - It is unlawful to shout "Whiplash!", "Ambulance!", or "Free 
Scotch!" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

372.06 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100) 
yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday 
afternoons.

372.07 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200) 
yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or 
hospitals.no fair, that's their stompin' grounds!

372.08 - If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary 
to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.

372.09 - It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a
reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant 
for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

372.10 -      Bag Limits Per Day

Yellow Bellied sidewinders         2 
Two-faced Tortfeasors              1 
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators   3 
Horn Rimmed cut-throats            2
Honest Attorneys  PROTECTED (ENDANGERED SPECIES) oxymoron ^^^^^^^^^^>