Subject: You know you've been on-line too long when...

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net".

You check your mail after the postal person leaves, and there wasn't any.
 For the rest of the afternoon you check it again every hour.

Your phone bill comes delivered in a box.

You name your children Faxmodem, Homepage, and Dotcom.

All your friends have @ in their names.

You tell the cab driver you live at "http://123.elm.street.html".

You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to
do"... but you're unemployed.

You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.0".

You never hear a busy signal, because you never log off.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of
your computer with a toilet.

You start tilting your head sideways every time you smile.   :-)

Your spouse says that communication is essential in a marriage, so you buy
another computer and install another phone line so that the two of you can
chat.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your search
desperately for the "back" button.

Your computer goes down, and you haven't logged in for two hours.  You
fidget, start to shake, then grab the phone and dial your internet access
number.  You mimic computer noise in order to connect... and  you succeed!

From: Mike