The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals.  The President
decides to give them a test.  He releases a rabbit into a
forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest.  They question all plant and mineral witnesses.  After
three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.

Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and
they make no apologies.  The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in.  They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear.  The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm
a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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... If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?